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Fun that never happened because we will never, ever speak of it again!
Much the way it is said "What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas", referring to the idea that any activities or fun that is had of a nature which might disappoint or anger other people back home does not 'come back with you' from the party city of Las Vegas, that is exactly what Quantum Recreation is.
Much as with the thought experiment of Schrödinger's cat where the cat existed as both alive and dead in the box until it was observed by a human, quantum recreation never happened and did happen unless observed by a human in which case they and they alone can know the truth. Trippy isn't it?
Yup, Bill just came back from his trip to Vegas, he went there for some Quantum Recreation.
A topic in physics that will fuck with your mind over and over again.
After trying to understand quantum mechanics for 10 hours, I decided to write a bullshit definition for it.
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Theorizing that one could time travel within his own lifetime, Doctor Sam Beckett led an elite group of scientists into the desert to develop a top secret project known as "Quantum Leap."
Pressured to prove his theories or lose funding, Dr. Beckett prematurely stepped into the Project Accelerator, and vanished......
He awoke to find himself trapped in the past, suffering from partial amnesia and facing a mirror image that was not his own.
Fortunately, contact with his own time was maintained through brain wave transmissions with Al, the Project Observer who appeared in the form of a hologram that only Dr. Beckett can see and hear.
Trapped in the past, Dr. Beckett finds himself leaping from life to life, putting things right that once went wrong, and hoping each time that his next leap will be the leap home..........
You know, maybe this quantum leaping isn't such a bad deal after all. Getting a chance to put things right, to make the world a better place - who knows what I can accomplish before I'm done.
-- Sam Beckett, "Genesis"
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The act of dating and not dating someone at the same time.
You didn't hear? I broke up with my girlfriend about a month ago. Now we're just quantum dating.
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n. Masterbating whilst mentally reliving past sexual failures and "Trying to put right what once went wrong."
I totally blew it with the hot chick with the big jugs last night. She walked away 'to talk to her friends' and I knew she wasn't coming back. I ended having a Quantum Wank over her when I got home so my balls didn't explode. Those puppies weren't hard to forget!
I give up! Quantum Physics is just too hard! How do people even come up with this stuff?!
What the hell is reality???!!!
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A term used when referring to water, usually served in a glass jar. It is most commonly heard in the Northwest, specifically in the greater Eugene, Oregon area.
Hey Katrina, pass me that quantum. Yeah, that reallllly hits the spot.
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