quasi boyfriend

a boy, not a man, that you have feelings for who says he likes you, and spends 80% of his time with you or talking to you, but for some reason won't ask you out... but you are basically in a relationship, and everyone knows it (even his ex girlfriend).

Catherine, are you and Winston dating?....No he's just my quasi boyfriend.

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Quasi-porn

Pornography usually of a soft-core or poorly edited nature (see: Girls Gone Wild) is usually considered quasi-porn. Sometimes quasi-porn includes too many cut scenes or cut aways (angle changes) etc, ugly girls, too much talking during sex or otherwise nonsexual dialogue ("storyline").

How to know you quasi-porn:

1). Bare breasts are only shown for a fraction of a second.

2). *NOT* a fetish porn but camera constantly pans to girls feet.

3). One is incapable of beating off without being forced to pause, rewind or fast forward porn.

4). You become more interested in the actual "story" than the sex scenes.

5). Girl never takes her top off/tits remain in bra.

6). There is no real or significant penetration.

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quasi-koan

An alternative, more humorous deviation from the traditional koan in the Eastern philosophical realm such as:

A quasi-koan almost invariably has a more comedic subtext.

Traditional koans are generally devoid of humorous subtexts.

i.e., "What is the sound of one-hand clapping?"

A quasi-koan has a similar, riddle-like essence but is less serious than its traditional predecessor.

i.e., "Is a person with MPD ever truly alone?

"If someone farts in a kitten's face, does the kitten know it is being disrespected?"

Hey! That's a quasi-koan!

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quasi-nude

A quasi-nude is a sort of nude. It's not all nude and it's not all hidden.

Dude Jenna sent some quasi-nudes to me.

Really? I guess that's better than receiving nothing.

quasi dates

Half or Part dating someone.

An ex-girlfriend boyfriend, that you still hang out with, because there smokin hot.

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quasi lover

someone you semi like as a human and enjoy spending quasi time with.

i need some ass, let me call my quasi lover.

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quasi-liberal

Young people who think they're liberal and very woke, but are just entitled parrots of their parents; essentially a young karen.

She is being a bit of a quasi-liberal, like, I agree what shes saying, but shes saying it in such an entitled way and without any reasoning.

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