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A sex position in which you cover your penis in any flavor of jelly or peanut butter, and your sex partner licks off said jelly or peanut butter. If you can get one... you have much yoloswag.
Bob: Damn bro, that girl gave me The Quay Job last night, there was no jelly or peanut butter left when she was done.
Joe: Lucky bastard.
when you jump of the quay side into the sea
what you been up to
just been quay jumping in bosham
The largest town in Flintshire. What a shithole.
Whoever decided this was a place for habitation had clearly been snuffing far too much petrol from the Esso. There are two kinds of people from Connah's Quay; Smackheads and Crackheads. Places of interest include the Crickie (If you feel like being raped), Wepre Park (If you feel like being raped) and the Docks (If you feel like being raped).
The local councillor is a pothead and uses public money to feed his addiciton. Crime's on it's arse, because the police are too busy ticking off cyclists for cycling on the pavement and wanting to look like an extra in The Bill instead of doing something useful for a fucking change.
Connah's Quay is world-famous as a breeding ground for potential guests on The Jeremy Kyle show, and currently holds the record for being the most technologically backward place in the world. We're hoping to discover the wheel sometime in the future
A: Have you ever been to Connah's Quay? It's not as bad as people say
B: No thanks, I've heard that being within 5 miles of the place lowers your IQ
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a quay rat is typically someone who spends more than half of their day at lonsdale quay.
endless amount of vaping, drinking, smoking, and lots of other fun stuff.
it's a big mistake to fuck around with them because the consequences are endless, so don't even think about it.
school? not for them. valley rats? try again.
valley rats: pull the fuck up
quay rats: y'all raggety ass fags don't know what's coming.
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LaQuavian is a cool guy that is easy to get along with just as long as you don't threaten anyone he loves or holds dear to his heart. He is great with kids and is kind of a hothead and he is most likely to have a deep voice and he is good at sports. He is crazy jealous too if he is going out with a girl he doesn't like her talking to their ex. If he does he will flip if he sees her and her ex hug, this leads to his downfall in relationships.
LaQuavian can be the most level headed person you meet in your life if you stay on his good side.
LaQuavian is the sweetest boy you could ever meet, but he is protect of the people that he loves. Tierra He also firmly believes in anything he puts his mind to. LaQuavian has a soft spot for little kids even though he may always keep his guard up. He also has a hard time trusting people if tells you almost everything he likes you and he trusts you,but break that trust and becomes a completely different person. Yeah he gets jealous and is a little hotheaded but that is only because he doesn't quite understand how to act as his own person. LaQuavian can be the sweetest person in the world if you treat like a normal person,especially if seems mean just try your best and get to know him.
All he needs is love and will be the most loyal boyfriend to have. He will treat you like a queen no matter what even if he his struggling he will make sure that you are treated right.
LaQuavian (Quay) is the type of person that will defend anything he loves or believes in.
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Some gay ass bitch who talks shit and thinks they are cool by being in a lil bitch ass baby gang. Quay rats is a group of homosexual men who spend their time at Lonsdale Quay sucking off their fellow gang members while being shit on by seagulls.
The quay rat is gay.
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A shit place in North East Wales. Full of chavs. Also known as 'Da Quay'. Nothing to do there, except hang around Wepre Park getting wasted.
OMG, I can't believe you live in Connah's Quay
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