(verb) to Qwert is for a female to both queef and squirt at the same time
bro i was fucking her so good that she qwerted!
yo dude that bitch can qwert!
A person who is just plain awful at everything to the point where they should be mentally retarded.
As a verb, to spam your keyboard. Both referencing the QWERTY keyboard layout and to "sqwert" (you can even screw around it a little bit and interpret it as "sqwerting to the stdout").
John #1: apsdfkapnsdokfapsdfffffffjbdspjabsjdpfaklsdbj
John #2: stop qwerting
A retards shortening of qwerty, as in the key on format
"qwert? Damn bro idk what I'd do if I had all the extra time saved by not including that fucking y"
verb
pretending to be sad and depressed for attention
basicaly the people that we make fun of on r/im14andthisisdeep
a:"look at her she's qwerting again"
b:"what do you mean?"
a:"she's wearing all black again pretending to be sad"
b:"i bet if we tell her she's doing it for attention she'll start crying and telling us that depression is not something you joke about '