Rural Dictionary

Rita

Grandma Rita, you forgot to put in your teeth again!

by effme April 16, 2009

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Rita is probably the most caring, lovable and just the most amazing human you will EVER come across. She has the humor of a goldfish but its ok <3 cuz dont we all? yes we do🔪. chile anyways so- SHES amazayn and even if she sometimes DOESNT FEEL FABULOUIS i bet ya she will say: nice to meet ya whatcha name. She will also keep telling you gods in control, as she should.....just dont look at her phone cuz jeeeeeeeeeeeeez😃 but no, we love her sm i dont even got a clue how she be smart, cute and funny like??? excuse moi??? (hehehe she taught me that, now im a professional french person, dont tell me otherwise🤺

"dude look at rita, i think she got a new 𝐊𝕆Ňᵍ!"

"OML what the 2020...man i thought she just got some H water smh....."

"No man, look at her taking hits at S*mon cowbell"

"as she should honestly what a queen she is,"

"yeah but lets not forget, 𝓻𝓲𝓬𝓱𝓪𝓻𝓭"

by haihelloelloluvbyeokillleave April 4, 2021

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Rita

Rita is probably the most caring, lovable and just the most amazing human you will EVER come across. She has the humor of a goldfish but its ok <3 cuz dont we all? yes we do🔪. chile anyways so- SHES amazayn and even if she sometimes DOESNT FEEL FABULOUIS i bet ya she will say: nice to meet ya whatcha name.

She will also keep telling you gods in control, as she should.....just dont look at her phone cuz jeeeeeeeeeeeeez😃

but no, we love her sm i dont even got a clue how she be smart, cute and funny like??? excuse moi??? (hehehe she taught me that, now im a professional french person, dont tell me otherwise🤺