RMS

Resident Mr./Ms. Sexy

See that guy there? He's the RMS.

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rm -rf /

Finest compression avaliable under UNIX/Linux! Unfortunatly, there is no decompressor avaliable.

Command issued on unix systems to remove a directory. If nothing is added after the final slash (/) it will remove the root filesystem. Although, many systems now have protection in place which will report back and say 'rm of / is not allowed' or similar. The command can only be issued by the root user. If you do it as a normal user, it will only remove your home directory and files you have write/execute access to.

Friend 1: My hard disk is full.
Friend 2: Type 'rm -rf /'. Its the best compression avaliable *evil-grin*.
Friend 1: Its doing it now, the hard disk is running.

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rm -rf /

Probably the most popular unix command. The response linux newbies get from experienced users when asking for anything.

new_linux_user: How can I install an .rpm?
arrogant_guru: rm -rf /
*the newbie types the command*
*the newbie leaves crying*

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rm -rf /

rm = remove
-f = all files whether write protected or not without prompting the user for confirmation or writing a message to the console about the file removal.
-r is recursive, which means to repeatedly remove all files until the base case is the only thing left.

There is a whole directory of files you no longer need on your UNIX system. You do not want to remove them one at a time. Use rm -rf/ to remove them all at once.

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rm * -r

UNIX death command
(unconditional recursive delete)
Run on a Linux machine that belongs to the person(s) you don't like.

Welcome to Darwin!
localhost:~ youruser% rm * -r

(Darwin is the UNIX backbone of MacOS X)

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RMS Olympic

RMS Olympic was once an ocean liner for the White Star Line. Olympic was the first of three "sister ships" to be built. Her sisters were the ill fated RMS Titanic, and RMS Britannic. Olympic was built at Harland and Wolff shipyard in Belfast, Ireland. She was registered in Liverpool, England, and sailed from Southampton, England. Olympic was a British ship. She served in World War 1 as a transport ship for the Allied Powers. Olympic even sank a submarine. She was the only merchant ship to do that. During the war she got the nickname "Old Reliable" because she was a very safe ship. Olympic was also way luckier than her sister ships, as she was the only ship of her class that did not sink. Olympic was scrapped in 1935 when the Cunard Line bought out the White Star Line.

RMS Olympic's Stats
Length: 882ft long
Width: 92.5ft wide
Top Speed: 23 knots
Propulsion: Triple Screw, 2 recprocating engines.

RMS OLympic, the most beautiful, majestic ship to ever set sail.

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RM Express

Cocktail: Grapefruit Vodka, watermelon pucker, shot of Titos Vodka, garnish with Lime

Bartender: Hi Mika
Mika: I'm trying to make it to cloud 9
Bartender: The RM Express will get you there in no time.
Mika: Perfect! I'll take it