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The first animated show produced entirley in canada. Watched by entire families when aired. Ran from 1985 to 1991.
Hey, did you guys see The Raccoons last night?
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When you are so tired, the bags under your eyes have bags.
Kelsey went out too late last night -- she's raccooning hard.
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A Raccooner doesn't have to ask what a Raccooner is. You are born as a Raccooner, if you don't know what it is, don't even bother asking. Raccooners always stay together and love scrumptious cheddars :raccNom:. They also have a liking for sophisticated words!
Would you consider yourself a Raccoon Enthusiast or/and Raccooner?
Of course, i have been a zealous Raccooner for life #FeelTheRampage
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To have sex in a dumpster while eating pizza out of a garbage bag
Last night, Dave left the bar hungry and met a chick behind a dumpster and they raccooned
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The cutest animal on the planet!walkplanitgrade, is about 27-40 inches long, has 40 teeth, has about 5 adorable rings on it's tail, and it's famous "bandit" mask. Has opposable thumbs and can grasp objects, did I mention they are the cutest animals on the planet? They can live anwhere from forested areas, to your own back yard! Their scientific name is "Procyon Lotor"
Hey, look at that ultra cute raccoon!
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The act of punching someone in both eyes during sex giving them two black eyes and then stealing all of their valuable possessions.
Developed by man, but I believe this act will become more popular with prostitutes and/or other hired escorts.
Ex. 1: Nice night to go Raccooning. What say ye gents?
Ex. 2: So I hired this hooker. We were goin' at it just having a good time, Then out of nowhere she Raccooned me! Punched me in both eyes and took everything I had.
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A Small woodland creature... opposable thumbs... very cute :)
Also, a raccoon is the only animal with a bone in it's boner.
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