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The juice made by squeezing a raft.
Vinnie is drinking an entire bottle of raft juice.
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To build a small raft from toilet paper so that your poo shall not splash on first descent.
Tiffany: what took you so long, sounded like a wee.
Bruce: Thats what the Toilet Raft wanted you to think.
Raft Ass is a term used in whitewater sports, such as rafting and kayaking, to describe a particularly itchy and unsightly rash, usually located on the ass/buttocks, that afflicts those outdoor enthusiasts, but especially butthole surfers.
•1st year raft guide while dropping trow: “Yo dude, I took so many trips this week & never changed shorts, can you take a look at this?”
•Old school raft guide while examining rash: “Oh, that’s a total rookie mistake & a solid case of raft ass.”
•Butthole surfer kayaker: “Brutal, but nothing a little Budro’s butt paste won’t clear up.”
When two or more boats are tied together. Commonly used among boaters to say we want to chill
Hey man lets go raft up on the sandbar and get shit faced
Naval slang for chipped beef on toast.
"What are the cooks serving today?"
"Foreskins on a raft."
Just floating above insanity. Still sane, but boarder line insanity.
That guy seems pretty raft sane to to me.
A term used when disgusted or annoyed by a person, place or situation. Similar to the term "Oh My God" Can be used as a sarcastic and cathartic tone to a statement
"That chick is late again to get her hair did, Christ on a raft I'm loosing mad cash on this shit"
"Christ on raft, I waited in line for 4 hours"
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