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A private, co-ed military boarding school in Front Royal, VA, for students in grades 6-12. R-MA is a college-prep school, and most students go on to college after graduation. A few go into the military.
The middle school is for kids in grades 6-12 and is structured but there is no military program. Students in grades 9-12 have to participate in Air Force JROTC, which at first worries some kids who never thought of being in the military, but it's not really that big of a deal. It's just a lot of marching and keeping uniforms straight, and teaching about citizenship and leadership. They do some college application work in the JROTC classes too.
The school is about 30% female and 70% male. About 80% of the students board. It's also affiliated with the United Methodist Church, and it has a flight program.
Mom 1: You're sending him WHERE?
Mom 2: Randolph-Macon Academy. It's a military school in Virginia.
Mom 1: What did he do?
Mom 2: LOL! Nothing, he just needs to bring his grades up and we think this will help. We want him to get into a good college.
Mom 1: And he agreed?
Mom 2: Yeah. They have a flight program, and he wants to learn to fly!
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Hollins to bed. Sweet Briar to wed. RMWC girls go Pre-med. If Hollins and Sweet Briar had a threesome with Einstein at Hampden-Sydney, they would have a baby called Randolph-Macon Woman's College. This baby would wear Lilly Pulitzer, pearls, rainbows, carry Vera Bradley to every class, and have the most recent knowledge of feminist culture as well as art, science, and literature. She also would be caught lurking in the woods at night wearing black robes and bandanas creating all sorts of mischief (some call witchcraft), but really, she lost her sororities in the 70s because civil rights were more important. Also, she would be split between three personalities: the confused hippy bisexual, the trophy wife heterosexual, and the banner waving lesbian.
HSC boy: Why are RMWC girls the best?
HSC boy 2: Because they know what "nantucket red" is, and they think it's retarded that we would care about such a material thing?
HSC boy: Yes.(Hand me another beer.)Plus, not only are they smarter in the classroom than any other girls, they're smarter in bed.
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a small, private, 4-year liberal arts all female college. In addition to a beautiful campus and incredible professors, the students are top notch, going on to higher degrees, winning famous fellowships, and getting awesome careers. They can compete with any ivy league graduate in a battle of wits and are known for their independent nature. For fun, they frequent nearby colleges, including Hampden-Sydney College, an all male college. They are the envy of nearby all female colleges, such as Sweet Briar College and Hollins. Viewed as mostly snotty sorority-esque girls, neither college can compete with R-MWC's brilliance.
SBC girl: We're so much prettier and richer than Randolph-Macon girls! *flips hair and adjusts pearls*
R-MWC girl: Looks and money only matter if you don't have a brain. At least I'm going to an intellectually challenging college and not just a finishing school.
HSC boy: Wow, a girl that can think for herself! Marry me now, R-MWC girl!
R-MWC girl: You'll just have to wait until after I finish my Peace Corps service and doctoral dissertation.
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the biggest redneck school in randolph county. also home to the biggest number of kids attending who have an std or are pregnant. our school is addicted to football as well.
After moving to Eastern Randolph High School, Jane became pregnant, contracted siphilus, and bought a Ford pick-up truck.
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Nigh unheard of school in Nowhere, Virginia populated by a large number of rednecks, chavs, emos, and all-around idiots. Statistics show that 99% of RHHS grads will become alcoholics due to their socially deprived childhood and poor formal education.
You: Hey I graduated from Randolph Henry High School!
Me: Sounds like you need a drink.
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high school in hick town; hillbilly hell; where you can buy your weed and contract genital herpes at the same time while on the bleachers; you don't have a big truck or small penis? we don't want you here. all of us are fake, white trash, and need to find a bible. nicotine and football are our best features
Oh you go to eastern randolph high school? my 7 year old had an affair with one of the teachers there
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