random

Impossible to predict

What you might have expected but also what you might never have is random.

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Randoms

People that you don't know, or people you met on the street.

Kourtney: Look at those randoms over there!
Kim: One just fell over(:

Kourtney: I am so bored
Kim: Me too, you wanna go meet some randoms?

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random

A word used entirely and explicitly by utter, utter cunts.

Cunt #1: LOL BADGER
Cunt #2: OMG! RANDOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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randoms

Any situation, person, or people that is totally unknown

1. Theres alot of randoms at this party tonight
2. I hit that shit to hard, I'm gettin' random

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random

an incredily overused word humongous douche bags use. Usually used by people who think they are smart.

Lexi: omg! That was so random what you did right now!
phil: i will shoot you.

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Random

A type of joke requiring no intelligence that ironically has been overused making it predictable.

Bob: Hey frank!
Frank: Yeah?
Bob: Silver Turds! haha how random ay!
Frank: ...not funny

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Random

Something that is said hoping that someone will laugh in return, but in the end, everyone thinks that you're a fat obnoxious bitch.

Fat ugly scene bitch: "OMG! My ninja cupcake monkey just ate my jew cheese rainbow unicorn!"

Friend: "OMG! My evil satanic monkey ninja cupcake robot cheese evil ninja monkey eater just rofld my cupcake cheese muffin evil satanic pokemon!"

Fat ugly scene bitch: "OMG! SOOOO RANDOM!"

Someone else: "SHUT THE FUCK UP!"

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