When you open your mouth and close your eyes really hard
Jonny: What is it doing
Conner: A rape face
When a man has little to no distinguishable facial features and no facial hair. This would make them difficult to describe to authorities had they assaulted someone. They typically are an awkward or intense type of personality; only making their strange look more noticeable. This isn’t usually a choice look, it’s inherent. Somehow, guys with this look always seem a little 'off' mentally; possibly capable of something as heinous as rape.
My beard was bothering me, so I shaved and now I’m scared I have rape face.