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High Real Estate

This is what a man or woman is when they know their self worth. They will not settle for less. Someone that has set their standards high. Those standards are respected only because those that want the man or woman in question know they are getting something that everyone wants, but can't have.

For instance, there's a woman who knows exactly what she wants and more importantly, deserves. A woman like this is a high commodity. Surely a "real" man does not want someone who is not sure of herself. Therefore, the woman is most likely wanted by several men and therefore, is "high real estate."

by SquirtyTurd May 21, 2009

4πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Prime Real Estate

An extremely attractive girl that's at or about to hit the age of consent.

Brody- You dudes wanna go to the mall? I'm meeting Amanda there.

Juan- Fuck yeah, didn't she just turn 17? Prime real estate right there, son.

Eric- Hell yeah. Plus, it's the mall. Where else can you find such a high concentration of some prime real estate?

by nandeezy June 5, 2010

15πŸ‘ 23πŸ‘Ž


Real estate developer

The chief strategist of a building project and general rapist of the land needed to "improve" the community. Cunningly masters the art of deception as he solicits investors and prepares bogus tax returns for financing the project.

An expert at filing for bankruptcy at the end of every business cycle, still manages to live in a huge house, while those residents he displaced still search for affordable housing.

The real estate developer paid homage to the historical neighborhood he razed by cladding his own 15,000 square foot mansion in brick.

by Grant Rampus July 7, 2016

7πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Real Estate Agent

A full-service residential buyer- and seller-specialist who assists clients in the sale of real property. This person alleviates much of the confusion and frustrations of buying or selling a home with the experience she or he has amassed over time within a given local real estate market or neighborhood. A real estate agent is armed with the tools necessary to provide creative and innovative solutions in real estate services. She or he provides resources to assist clients discover value in real property, provides strategies to build equity in her or his clients’ investment, and facilitates negotiations toward an ideal solution for her or his clients.

Does your real estate agent have a record of success?

by Good Life January 28, 2011

29πŸ‘ 64πŸ‘Ž


Free Real Estate

*whispers* It's free real estate

Hey you! It's free real estate

by BropBoy May 11, 2018

40πŸ‘ 109πŸ‘Ž


Free Real Estate

It's free real estate. What more do I need to explain

(Whisper Voice) "It's free real estate".

by Erple July 3, 2018

27πŸ‘ 96πŸ‘Ž


Sunny Day Real Estate

Incredible post hardcore, godfathers of emo. Jeremy Enigk screams his lungs out for our own enjoyment. Dan Hoerner=godhead. When Nate Mendel quit, they died-he invented the rad bass licks of the nineties. And W. Goldsmith, the drummer, is so RAW.

Albums to get-Diary, LP2, How it feels to be something on

Too bad they broke up.

Burningofthemidnightlamp: Emo is so lame. But i love old emo; like sunny day real estate, they rock.
Punkrudeloser:Yeps. Emo is lame. Why does it remind you of real estate? thats just creepy.
Burningofthemidnightlamp:...intolerant fuck.

by burningofthemidnightlamp December 8, 2004

152πŸ‘ 25πŸ‘Ž