rectal conquistador

A mans obsession of conquering another mans butt hole

Jamison loves having anal sex so much he is notoriously known as being a "rectal conquistador."

rectal blast

When one male drives his finger(s) into another males anal cavity while ascending the staircase in high school. The element of surprise is essential. In many cases penetration may not take place, but it is certainly preffered. Variations include the corkscrew, tsunami, and infamous shocker. Look out for definite retribution.

I was heading to fourth period English, when Greg suddenly rectal blasted me from behind

Rectal Nova

Violent act of having eaten some seriously hot food some hours before, and shitting it out at high velocity and high heat - It feels like your ass has become a star going supernova.

It was a horrible event that occurred as result of LJ's last bite into what was the most suspect yet delicious Cabo burger; because on the plane ride home the next morning, his ass went rectal nova in the airplane bathroom.

rectal flight

Gaseous matter expelled from a near-dead, or stone-cold dead person. Worst smelling fart ever! Dead-guy farts, gas, near-dead farts, pre-afterlife gas.

Karen was shocked by the overwhelming odor of the rectal flight in room 44B. Dead guy farts live and breathe.

Rectal Prolapse

A rare condition that occurs when the lower end of the large intestine (the rectum) slips outside the anus.
Whereas there is no known cause of ass hanging disease, there are risk factors that are believed to increase the chances of experiencing inside out ass.

Risk factors include-

Child BIrth-

Straining While Having a Bowel Movement (Not confirmed, but most people experience the prolapse while straining.)-

Chronic Constipation-

Rough Anal Play-(AKA non-consensual sex, or not preparing enough)

Taco Bell.

Symptoms would be well...you would fucking know if your ass was fucked up.

My Number One God Damn Fear Is Rectal Prolapse

Literally no one asked for this but then again who the fuck asked for Logan Paul

Rectal Salsa

The prolonged (and rather smelly discharge) left behind after a fierce night of anal sex. Can be mixed in conjunction with a Chicago Martini to make quite the punch for your special get-togethers.

Man...we have to stop doing it so hard..I don't have enough tortilla chips for my rectal salsa.

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Rectal Magician

A young man having the capability to slip in his magic slong in to your brown bottom top hat
Or in layman terms sneaky anal trashing

My father was a great rectal magician

He didn't even notice him slip it in, he must be a rectal magician