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reed

A synonym for Jesus. Studly black jesus, not that crappy, whitewashed jesus you see in the Passion.

Have you accepted Reed Christ as your savior?

Reed Christ had dreads, so shake em. I aint got none but I'm plannin on growin some.

by Adoring Fan November 19, 2007

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reedness

The act of sniffing a woman's chair after she has exited it

Oh my god Stacy, right after you got out of your chair, Steve came over and pulled a reedness.

by dirtydizzle May 23, 2012

8๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


reed

the nigga who finna fuck that bitch payton crouse

A-"ay yo im tryna hit that payton bitch?"
B-"na she w reed g"
A-*๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜”

by justfactsngl October 2, 2019

4๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Reeds

Short for the Rideau centre, the best mall in Ottawa. Common hangout spot for high school students after school

Julia: Hey Rayna, are you going to Reeds after school today?
Rayna: Yeah, I want to do some shopping

by JewlzStille January 10, 2011

93๐Ÿ‘ 112๐Ÿ‘Ž


reed

A guy who jokes about a girl, but is actually very serious about her. Generally very smart, and has lots of acne. Not good at sports, but always makes people laugh.

"You see that guy? He's such a Reed"
"That lucky girl"

by tehbanaynay June 4, 2014

46๐Ÿ‘ 54๐Ÿ‘Ž


reed

a pot smoking jew who is lazy.

look at that reed kid with his afro

by theunknowndog1 November 4, 2010

131๐Ÿ‘ 194๐Ÿ‘Ž


Reeding

Verb - Indulging in the slashy exploits of the King of Kaboom (Malcolm Reed, 'Star Trek: Enterprise'). See also slash, yaoi, and shonen ai

"I didn't finish my homework because I was Reeding."

by Kuma February 27, 2004

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