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having multiple lacrosse games or practices in one day.
hey jim do you want to go see that new movie tonight?
sorry man but i have to relax tonight before our game tomorrow
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Something I will never experience
Good luck trying to find relaxation.
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The one thing in our lives that disappears sometime between middle school and freshman year that dosen't come back until we are old and wrinkly and have nothing to do but watch our grandchildren.
Guy 1: Dude, when will I get some time to just sit and rest?
Guy 2: When you're 90. And What you want is relaxation... should of enjoyed it while you could.
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something you do after smoking weed
man that spliff is so relaxing
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A stimulant or relaxant that one ingests or inhales before spending a holiday with relatives. Initially termed for a stiff drink but has evolved with the demands of progress to include anything that can positively alter your state. Best described as smooth and mellowing in it's desired effect. Softening sharp edges, get the pun? Relaxative.
1. Just before the whole clan family arrives we always take a break for a quick relaxative.
2. The inlaws can be demanding at the best of times and they don't drink, so my fiancee and I always leave time to park the car and walk up the street for a relaxative before we head inside for a sure to be grueling dinner.
3. This calls for a relaxative!
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the point after having sex or siting naked in a really comfy chair (or both!)
that was a good 3 hour bang baby but now its time for some serious relaxation!
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