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a girl who is in love woth the Lord, hates school with a passion, and is loved by many. she is a sweet and a genuinely nice person.
Remington Bales is so trustworthy, i feel like i can tell her anything
Derived from a "Remington" typewriter, this sarcastic nickname is given to someone in the armed forces such as an administrative clerk or poge who sits behind a desk.
Infantryman 1: "Them fucking Remington raiders think they're the fucking shit!"
Infantryman 2: "Yeah, all them tired motherfuckers do all day is sit on their nuts and type up fucking paperwork."
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1. The best gun out there
2. 175% better than Benelli and Beretta.
3. 870 uses wd-40, Beretta uses olive oil
4. Most reliable gun ever unlike the Beretta or Benelli
I have the greatest gun ever, Remington 870
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A hair cut that is prevailent amongst middle aged math teachers, and closely resembles both a fallace and a butt at the same time. This due to its shaping and part.
My last three math teachers have sported The Cody Remington. Man is that a stupid hair cut
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*WARING RUDE*
When you're receiving a blow job ask your partner to go deeper then ejaculate. This will force your partner to swing their head back hence the name.
Man I did a Remington Special and it came out her nose
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To commit an act of legendary bravery and heroism, once emulated by our great lord and savior, Remington the tard
Guy 1: Dude, I just banged three models, stole a taxi, all while inventing bacon Mac and cheese pie.
Guy 2: You just pulled a massive Remington
Guy 1: Pulling a Remington is too hard for a stupid faggot like me
Guy 2: You are not worthy
The man with the juiciest ass in the world.
Trish: why is that photoshop app on your phone
Peter: I was using it to make thicc Remington’s ass even juicier
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