Hip-Replacement

When a person replaces his/her loser significant other with someone who is more hip in the ways of music, fashion, etc...

"my boyfriend is such a douche canoe, i need a hip-replacement!"

"I heard Kelly got a hip-replacement"

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The Great Replacement

The Great Replacement (Theory) is a white-nationalist-far-right conspiracy theory originating from France.

The theory states that ethnic white Europeans are being systematically replaced with non-white people especially from countries like Bangladesh, Egypt, Indonesia, Iran, Malaysia, Nigeria, Pakistan and Turkey, also known as the 'Muslim world' through mass immigration.

There is also a commonly used 'dog whistle' that is related to this theory, which is the words "birth rates", designed to flag to white supremacists. (Used in the Manifesto of the New Zealand mosque shooter)

A: Did you know that Danny is a supremacist?
B: No, how did you find out?
A: He posted a story on his Instagram talking about white birth rates and The Great Replacement.
A: I knew something was wrong with that guy!

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Replacing the Divot

While hooking up with a girl and attempting to score in her hole, you find that she is very rough down there. In one swift stroke, you rip her pubic hair out and replace the divot in her mouth.

You reach down a girl's pants and find pubic hair. So you rip her pubic hair out and shove it in her mouth ("Replacing the Divot").

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Replacement value

The value placed on a person who leaves, to be replaced by another.

Johns replacement value was low. Shouldn't be hard to beat that.

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Replace a shit

Replacing random words in a sentence with "shit". Used for added intensity or pure enjoyment.

Original sentence: I have to run to the library to study calculus.

Replace a shit: I have to "shit" to the library to "shit" calculus.

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Total replacement therapy

When something is so badly damaged that the only option is to get a new one; it might be a critical component, or the whole thing.

"Can you fix it ?"

"No. Your hard drive is screwed. Total replacement therapy is indicated."

"Bugger !"

replacement fuck buddy

A person who sole purpose is to pick up the slack from original fuck buddy. I.e. a stand in fuck buddy while the original fuck buddy is not meeting attendance requirements, sexual satisfaction requested, and/or exceeding preset relationship boundaries. See fuck buddy code for reference.

Friend: Raymond hasn't given me any in a few weeks.
Me: Girl, you need a replacement fuck buddy.