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Testicles so massive they could be used as a flotation device and can save lives.
Seth is drowning Brian! Pull off your pants! RESCUE BALLS!
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Sex that is meant to save a friendship and only for that reason.
Elaine - Jerry we need to have sex to save our friendship
Jerry - that's what I've been telling you
Bonny - Jerry and Elaine had rescue sex
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A game that 2 guys play in which one inserts an action figure into his own anus. The other guy has to "rescue" the action figure without using his hands.
My mouth still tastes funny from that game of Search and Rescue that I played with Doug last night. I can't believe we got Flint that quickly.
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Sex act. When you put a crown on your partner and perform anal sex until they ask for help, then you turn the around, make them call you their hero and take your reward... anal sex.
I gave Janet the Royal Rescue last night, today she had not choice than to call me sir John.
A drinking game, invented by a man who can only be described as smokes, who lives in Southington CT. In this game, a person places a GI Joe in another persons drink unexpectedly. That person has a small ammount of time to finish the drink, thus rescueing joe from an otherwise watery, malt-filled grave. If the person doesnt finish the drink in time, then they are forever known as the dumbass who let joe die, and are immediatly tagged on some part of their body/cloths with a permanent marker.
You bastard, you didnt rescue joe!...tag em..
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A life-sized dummy used in training programs for safety and rescue works.
"Yeah, Randy was one of our former students that didn't make it through the program," he said with a laugh. "We use him for all the different rescue scenarios. If somebody was to get hurt inside the hub, they need to bring Rescue Randy out and bring them to the ground. It's a mockup for rescues."
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a person, may be a girl or a guy, who has the sole purpose and function of accompanying the invitee to an event.
I don't want to drive: at night/on the freeway/over the bridge, etc., alone, so I will ask him/her to be my rescue date, so that I am able to attend this party, concert, reunion, etc.
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