Lambton Residence

A small, old, moldy motel, Now know as Lambton residence. You will often mistake it for a small prison to which dreams go to die. Now inhibited by county hicks, stoners and stuck up assholes in Paramedic, the student social life is really dead. If you expect any fun activities to be held at residence... don't.

Mary: oh where do you live?

Jake: I live in Lambton Residence.
Mary: oh..ew.

Resident Sheriff

A Person In A Neighborhood Or Apartment Building Who Freaks Out Over Any Peep Either A Mailman Walking Up To The Next Doors Neighbors Door Or Someone Unknown Ringing The Doorbell On Either Their Door Or The One Next Door

Andrew Don’t Mind Renee In Apartment 2E The Resident Sheriff Of The 2nd Floor

chief resident

An unsuspecting doctor who extends his or her time with the residency program to educate and represent residents. Part of their duties is to sit in on a million meetings of unknown significance; be expected to fix all manifestations of a violent or destructive natural force, such as a lightning strike or earthquake, that is beyond human power to cause, prevent, or control; and to be the one who is the bearer of all complaints, gripes, frustration, and anger from both residents and attendings when all they need is a stiff drink. Only tough souls apply.

e.g. "I can't fix my car. I'm going to call the chief resident."; "This sucks- call the chiefs."; or "The chiefs can do that." (when referring to the need for a replacement for last minute cancellations).

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Resident Cunt

Depending on how you look at it: an affectionate moniker, an exact personality profile, or an insult.

The term is used to describe the one person who is the most cuntish, nasty, ruthless, relentlessly rude person in an: apartment block, school, work place, or facebook group etc.

Ivan: "I am the Resident Cunt of 'Pass or Fail'"

Sohm-yung Ho: "No. You are just a condescending cunt. There's a difference. Fag."

Ivan: "Cunt"

Sohm-yung Ho: "That's RESIDENT Cunt to YOU. You're gay."

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Resident Advisor

An online dance music magazine which keeps society in check by reminding us that German minimal techno is the only type of music worth bothering with.

It has saved millions of lives by warning the population away from sophisticated music with actual melodic content.

Its main headquarters can be found in Berlin, due to the German capital being the only city in the world to have nightclubs.

Richie Hawtin can sometimes be seen around the building carrying a copy of Traktor, and being harrassed by literally thousands of worshippers who really know what is important when it comes to music.

Thank fuck for Resident Advisor - the ultimate be-all-and-end-all of dance music journalism.

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Resident Eviled

To be intoxicated to the point of convulsing, vomiting, and walking aroung like a creepy zombie

Jesus christ, is brian resident eviled again, damn zombie.

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resident dick

a man that you live with that wants no commitment but will fuck 24/7

oh that’s not my boyfriend he’s my resident dick