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Saying dedicated to the deceased man who invented autocorrect.
“The man who invented autocorrect just died, restaurant in peace.”
Used jokingly when referring to cheap and low quality goods packaged or made to look expensive.
What do you mean it's cheap? This stuff is restaurant quality man!
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A restaurant where you go and you or any member of the male sex are hit on by a gay waiter.
Waiter - hey there big guy would you like another beer? (licks lips)
You - AAAH BROKEBACK WAITER AT A BROKEBACK RESTAURANT!!!
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1. A place that actually was indicted for using kangaroo meat in their 100% beef product, but had enough money to keep it out of the media (and out of court).
2. A place that probably should have just avoided false advertising and served kangaroo meat initially (I would eat it), since they have found incredible success with a stupid clown.
3. A place that still confuses the migrant mutation of "McDonald" with "MacDonald" when it is that they attempt to affiliate themselves with a clan reasoning and something beyond a clown and kangaroo meat, shell game.
4. A magnificent move for a young J.R. Simplot!
Let's go to McDonald's Restaurant and get something to push into our face.
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A person who is in a relationship with somebody who works in the hospitality industry (i.e. chef, restaurant owner, waiter, barman), who never sees them because they work unsociable hours (weekends, late nights etc), so much so that they may as well be a widow.
Does Faye have a husband, we've never seen him?
She's a restaurant widow.
Ah, that explains it.
The effect that working at a restaurant has on on a woman's ass. Over time as the woman indulges in more and more free food, her ass increases in size on the same curve. Also known as restaurant ass.
That waitress must have been working here at least 6 months with a restaurant can like that.
When your waiter asks you for your order too soon and then disappears for a half hour. You're ready to take your order but mean while they're outside taking a smoke break and chatting with their co-worker... then they're shifts over and you're stuck in this limbo until the next waiter finally notices you've been sitting there forever.
My waitress disappeared and I was in restaurant limbo for the next 15 minutes until I finally got the attention of another waiter.
Foamy the Squirrel brutalized the dumb bitch waiter who disappeared for 30 minutes before he could get his food ordered.