return to sender

Originating at Georgia Tech, in the fraternity house of Pi Kappa Phi, a "return to sender" is only successful with a partner. While receiving great head, the male must, without warning, ejaculate into the female's mouth. Lost in the confusion, the woman must swallow the semen and then proceed to vomit on the male's penis. The return to sender is a rare sight to witness and is rarely planned. If you have been on the giving or receiving end of this depraved sexual act, consider yourself lucky.

Bro: Dude, why was that chick running out of your room?
Brosef: Man that bitch gave me a return to sender.
Bro: Grody

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Beer of no return

The last beer you can have before crossing over from having a casual drink to being out all night and becoming a drunken mess.

Dude,I can't drink tonight. My beer of no return number is very low. If I have more than two, I'll be out all night

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Return Fire

When you're droppin bombs on a toilet with too much water in the bowl, and it splashes back at you, returning the fire

After 2 Qdoba burritos, i hit the restroom to drop a few bombs, but was met with Return Fire from the feisty bowl.

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Mafia Returns

1. A text based multiplayer role playing game that is at least as enjoyable as being waterboarded by a CIA operative in Guantanamo Bay.

2. A PBBG (persistent browser based game) where you pretend to be in the mafia by posting and clicking buttons. It is largely played by cliquish, unemployed egomaniacs with poor real-life interpersonal skills.

Hey dude, you really need to play Mafia Returns. It's so much better than being tortured.

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return of the king

The best movie ever created in all the history of movies ever!

Do we really need an example?

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Push of No Return

The moment, after pondering if you have time to take a dump, that you go for it and realize there is no turning back.

Often during this internal debate we wonder if this will be a quick clean shit or a prolonged multi-wipe project. But once you go for it, you've committed to the act.

Yo, after that push of no return, I knew I was gonna miss my train..

I made the push of no return and thought, this is gonna take awhile..

Hole of no return

The label of any slut that has Herpes, Genital Warts, and HIV AIDS. This evil bitch will stop at nothing to secretly spread her diseases with unaware participants. Usually found behind waffle houses eating trashed foods and seeking young inexperienced victims.

Casey- Hey Cindy is it true about your brother.

Cindy- Yeah it happened... Tray fucked the hole of no return. We are planning funeral arrangements... it won't be long.