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Basically a jail. You can't wear what you want (you're shorts must to your knees or longer), the teachers are all crazy and unhelpful, and everyone ends up pushing each-other through the hallway. People smoke weed, lose their virginity, and cry over Formspring.
Girl1: Yeah, I go to Paul Revere Middle School
Girl2: Oh that sucks what do you wear?
Gir1: jeans, turtle-neck sweater, converse. they don't let us wear anything cute.
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when you and another woman begin to have anal sex in the middle of the night, you ride her around the room with your dick in her ass until you climax and then you yell "<your name> is cumming, <your name> is cumming!"
Paul: Aye how was that party last night.
Chris: Oh dude it was fuckin crazy, I re-enacted The Midnight Ride of Paul Revere on this girl.
Paul: Dude... you're fucked up.
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A typo of the word 'revered' that when corrected, reverses any and all damage and/or loss caused to anyone who had been suffering because of the misspelling's occurrence, and in addition to this, also reimburses those individuals for the amount of time they were suffering under the existence of the misspelling.
"I am glad that the typo of 'reverred' on Hala's character page on serebii.net was corrected"
Such a weird place. With legit 11 year olds coming out as gay to people making out in the bathroom. Some people love it here, while others do not. There are many cliques (basically the people you sit with at lunch). There are the popular girls, the popular boys, the weird girls, the weird gamer boys, and the normal people. When you found your group you never leave it, unless you get kicked out. If you are in two groups, you better decide fast because neither will accept you if you are in two.
Person: Broooooooo did know that Billy is lesbian
Another Person: Well duh isn't basically everyone at revere middle school?? And anyways doesn't she sit at the weird lesbo table?
Paul Revere Middle School: Hell of a walk from the entrance to the gym so good luck if you have H lockers and expect lots of tardys :))
There’s writing on the bathroom stalls and people vape in the bathroom all the time
Basically the ideal american public middle school experience
When you are jerking off two British guys, it’s called a Paul Revere. When they are about to get off, you say, “The British are coming.”
“I gave these two guys a nice Paul revere the other night.”