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More commonly known as the "two-inch punisher." Can please any woman with just his feet, and has a method of making girls finish that 60 percent of the time, works every time. Known as the "sex panther" in asia, and has pleased Michelle Obama on numerous occasions. He is a master in the art of slaying poon, and can seduce any woman in the world.
Me: Hey did you get it on with Robbie last night?
Friend: Yes, I can't feel my poon right now.
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A cool, extremely smart stoner boy who always skips school, and is high 24/7. If he actually is in school, the only thing he will ever do if tests and quizes. He doesn't take notes, and he can get 80% and higher. Don't you wish you were him??
Dont bug robbie, or bother doing it, he will respond negatively to you.
Hes the kid who will start to smoke it up in the shop room anc blow it through the vent. Now thats smart!!
Robbie is an awesome kid. He works hard for his money, but spends his money on weed and alcohol. Robbie has siblings who either join his act of crime, or go against him and rattle tattle on him.
Robbie is the kind of guy who everyone knows he's a lil druggie, but everyone L-O-V-E-S him! Go robbie!
Teacher: Wheres robbie
kids: hes.. uhh at the dentist!
Teacher: oh.. K..
*light light light inhale, blowww*
hippie teacher: robbie what are you doing?!
Robbie: what the hell do you think?
Hippie teacher: robbie hit me man!
Both: fuck ya ahh this is the life
Hannah: eh boy, you baked?
Robbie: fuck off
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robbie is actually amazing, he is a bit of a chav but cares so much about everyone and is always there for you if you need him even if its 2.00 in the morning.
he has amazing hair thats always been the same.
he does stupid things but that doesnt stop anyone from loving him.
he likes long hugs and lesbians and if you dont like him then theres something wrong with you.
he's loved by a girl called hannah the most
he never spells things right in texts.
hannah: "robbie i just need a hug i miss you"
robbie: "aw bub ring me if you wanna talk"
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A very very hot guy who plays football and basket ball and is just so freakin smexy
person 1 did you see Robbie today
person 2 how could i not he is so freakin hot
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when somthing good happens somthing bad has to happen...
'i got laid last night but then the condom split'
'that is such a robbie'
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-Batman-
The sexiness of the world
The Robby usually comes equipped with a big penis. o a penis so so big
A god among all men
He is most noticeably on the cover of teens magazine, and porn hub
The Robby usually lures its prey into a dark cave typically (old people) and hides behind a rock, when the old person usually wonders forward he jumps out from behind the rock and yells shmeggle and jumps on the old person ripping of their ear with his teeth and running away with the old persons ear in his mouth
OMG i just went on a date with batman i mean Robby
old person-Hey sunny were did you go?
Robby-Shmeggle !! pounce (rips off ear and leaves)
old person- !%@#&$^%#@&$*#$($(& shit
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Wow, look at robby. He makes my heart shock like a pickachu.
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