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An all around beast. Don't fuck with anyone named "Robert", they will snap for no reason and 9/11 will happen all over again.
"Dude Robert killed a guy once for looking at his knees".
When someone in your friend group does something towards you or the entire group that is messed up and entirely incomprehensible, therefore making it fucked up.
Other version: Roberting
"Damn it, I got roberted by that asshole. Never dating for a long time after this."
Robert can sometimes be a douche bag... or maybe all the times, and he can be attentive or distractive, but n the inside he's a kind hearted guy who just wants to be loved and is always misunderstood.
a roberts is a person of high stature. they win everything and if they don’t get their way they won’t try. a perfect example of a roberts is ben roberts. a roberts also makes varsity everything freshman year. they are also the best at everything they do.
“omg did ben just score 69 goals in one game” ~sean
“of course he did, he’s a roberts” ~ur mom
absolute chad gamer will beat u at any videogme but is also top athlete in his country and the most intelligent. can fuck yo bitch anytime he wants
A fat Scottish bastard who drinks one bottle of corona and shags his own sister, typically known for his small cock
Man 1 " bloody hell that guys just tried to shag his sister "
Man 2 " bloody gone and pulled a robert"
A cool and good friend and a great kid and has a best friend named kayla who is awesome and the BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST FRIEND EVER
Who it that robert over there