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a city in minnesota;
The worst place to be a teenager on earth.
there is absolutely nothing to do here, which is probably why many people are so pregnant, high, or just bored all the time.
I doubt that there is any other place in the world you could be and get 25 text messages a day detailing how every single one of your friends is bored to tears.
the lack of activities prompts us rochester teenagers to try new things, like say; heroin, sex at the library, sex in an elevator at west 10, meth, having sex for 12 hours straight, or sitting in your room looking at porn on the internet while you cry.
some popular places to find teenagers in rochester are: broadway: this is where the people who think that they are cool enjoy walking around with their pants around their ankles and their pregnant 15 year old girlfriend glued to their hip,
the "peace plaza": home to some cool shops, the galleria, semva art gallery, barnes and noble bookstore in an old movie theatre, a cool fountain with a bunch of birds (fun to play in) features live music in the summer on fridays and thursdays, you go here if you're artsy or not, it's a good place to meet with friends, just not in the winter.<in case you can't tell, this is my favorite spot.
Quarry hill: rochester teenagers have been coming up the back way to the quarry with kegs and sleeping bags since...forever! it's also nice for hiking, just be careful for empty cans and broken bottles.
in the summer: Rochesterfest, or the Olmsted County Fair: good places to hang out, be publicly shit faced, and throw up on the ferris wheel. fun, fun, for everyone!
rochester minnesota; also home of the mayo clinic. sometimes famous people come here. nobody cares, really. Often causes rochester to be referred to as med city, hospital city, clinicville. all us teenagers know is: there's lots of public parking, and wheelchairs everywhere.
per.1 "I'm so boooooooooooooored, Rochester sucks.."
per.2 "I know, me tooooooooooooo"
per.1 "wanna fuck?"
per.2 "okay.."
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To be arrested for video-recording the police conducting a traffic stop on a public street while you remain on your own property.
Emily Good, a resident of the City of Rochester, NY was Rochestered by the police who had stopped a black man in the street just beyond her front yard on May 12, 2011. She was arrested after a police officer asked her to return to her house and she refused.
Her arrest and detention were clearly a violation of both the First and Fourth Amendments of the US Constitution. Good luck to the cop and the City when Ms. Good sues your sorry asses!
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a piece of shit city full of deutche bags who think they are hard but are really a bunch of herbs. people in rochester generally like to suck on hockey sticks smotherd in gravy and cheese for fun. it's national past time is talking shit about new york city sports teams because their city sucks so bad at everything. the weed in rochester is terrible and so are the women who are only attracted to guys with IQ's lower than 65.
guy 1- hey man, do you want to go to rochester this weekend?
guy 2- nah thats ok why dont you just kick me in the nuts instead.
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Though some may say that rochester is a "cow town" it is home to the most gansta mother fuckers this side of the bridge. Located in south eastern mass it is next to the shitty towns of marion and mattapoisett. Clearly the best of the tri-town experience is in rochester. Known for its baseball and wiffleball, you best not mess with rochester. Although you may see pickup with guns and such in the back, trust me, they are not just for hunting. Rochester has a long standing rivalry with Marion, cuz they are gay and love themselves, and Mattapooisett because they house "thugs" such as the not so infamous A-O for Ya-O and The Fresh CR3W. This people are defined as "Shit Heads" or "Cunt Rags", They make up the scum of the tri-town and make everyone wicked angry. The kids from Rochester, however are "balla"
Balla: rochester is the tits
Kid: true dat nigga
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A city in Upstate, NY that has alot of potential but is rampant with murders, robberies & hoodlums also teen pregnancy. A place where seeing a 14 yr old 8th grader with a baby bump is normal. Where all the gangs think they're tough because they can jump and have guns. Downtown is coming along though the hoodlums probably wont go without a fight. Superb suburban areas Gates, Penfield, Fairport, Etc. The city is also known for the terrible winters but awesome summer, and spring seasons.
A;I'm from the "ROC"
B;Werd where at in the roc?
A;Hudson Ave.
B;Oh that's wassup.
2nd convo
C;Hey did you hear Lercy's prego?
D;Nah I didn't...Dayumm ain't she still in middle school?
C;Yeah but you know how it is in Rochester, They Eff em young.
D;Right.
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1. A person who is not traditionally considered attractive for reasons such as appearance, personality, ect.
It is a reference to Edward Rochester the love interest of Jane Eyre, a character from a book of the same name.
Person 1: I really think I'm attracted to William in history class.
Person 2: well sure he is kind of nice, even though he isn't all that attractive. I guess you are into Rochesters huh?
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Rochester, Michigan. It's the where drugs, sex and general superficiality are a vital part of reality. Where you can charge a slice of pizza on plastic. Where you shop with celebrities at Somerset on weekends, walk Old Woodward and the streets of RHills. Where you've got sixth graders with cells, and private school rivals and the public schools that hate them all. Where the colors Brown and Gold known as stylish and kilts are a common accessory to the Championship football games due to the Highlander Pride. We live amongst Eminem and the infamous Detroit Pistons on the Billion Dollar Mile. Where there are more country clubs than fast food joints, and porche driving soccer moms pop their collars and no one cares about the West Coast (even though a winter home there is nice).
That's how we do it in Oakland County. The Real O.C.
Q: What is one great town in Oakland County, MI?
A: Rochester
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