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a god among men otherwise known as Rogrates modern day genius musical prodigy
You know when his presecnce is felt with a quaking through your body
OMG ITS ROGAN PAUL
WOOOW HE'S A GOD
Inspired by the fact that Joe Rogan and Tucker Carlson are two sides of the same coin.
Commonly, when a homophobic guy allows two other guys to shit on him while he simultaneously gets off by sounding his penis with a cowboy catheter.
" That guy is a bigoted piece of shit, but I saw him begging for The Rogan Tuck on Craigslist last week. Fucking hypocrite. "
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Rogan Josh is a person with particularly squishy forearms that derived from India. In their spare time, they will often be found driving Tesla’s and throwing money into bins while homeless people watch on. Rogan Josh can be seen with numerous styles and shades of hair, ranging from orange to black.
Person 1 - Did you see that homeless lady in desperate need of food?
Person 2 - Yea, Rogan Josh was beside her feeding the birds dinner
Person 1 - Classic Rogan Josh
looking at porn while your girlfriend is sleeping right beside you
"Dude, i Joe Rogan'd for about 3 hours last night."
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The reality rogan lives in inside his mind, where facts about countries are recited and all the knowledge in the universe exists.
Mom: Rogan can you let the dog out?
Rogan: …
Sister: he’s in rogan world he can’t hear you