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a fat or obese person. kind way of calling them or themselves
"i'm just a bit rounded"
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To insult someone so hilariously, that everyone wants to give you a high five so you go around and give high fives to every dude (female optional) in the room, normally in a circle, except of course the male you have insulted.
Originated from the term, "go around and give everyone a high five", but thats way to long for a real man to say
Cannot be initiated by the person who made the joke.
Guy: I love jesus, dont you?
Guy2: Stop talking to me you flying cunt
Guy3: LMAO, dude rounds!
*Guy2 precedes to give high fives to everyone in the room*
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Where everyone is equal in a particular meeting or situation despite having different levels of seniority present.
The CEO announced that the meeting should be treated as a Round Sum meeting and everyone is treated as equal in seniority.
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APHEFSDSHEATHECBC is an acronym for armour piercing high explosive fin stabilized discarding sabot high explosive anti tank high explosive capped ballistic capped round which is just a cool overpowered round for a tank invented by tank fish
(DISCLAMER: this is not real, obviously)
Driver: Gunner Load the uhhhh... APHEFSDSHEATHECBC round.
Gunner: What?
Driver: The armour piercing high explosive fin stabilized discarding sabot high explosive anti tank high explosive capped ballistic capped round.
Gunner: What?
Driver: Never mind just fire
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When something really makes you think deeply about something - a very thought provoking idea
“I wonder if there are aliens out there?”
“Round sheep!”
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An insanely good bar drinks special that is so economically friendly that it can be paid for with the otherwise useless loose change and stray one dollar bills found in your pockets from the night or weekend before. These are usually only an hour long and result in a blackout status when taken advantage of correctly.
Hey Chad, round up the other gross guys! We are going to the Freemont tonight at 8 until 9 for pocket rounds.
The rarest of Tuits available in the known universe, the Round Tuit is a true gem of an artifact, with an illustrious history. If you have located one, you must cherish and protect it, for its ethereal beauty cannot be properly articulated within the stringent limitations of the current languages of mere mortals. Blessed are those who hold a coveted Round Tuit, for they will never have to fall victim to the age-old adage "I will do (menial task) when I get around to it." Nay, for the holder of a Round Tuit shall be charmed with the ever-present ability to effortlessly and joyously conquer all things requiring doing: present, past, and future.
"I had been trying to finish a home renovation project for ages, but due to only having square and rectangle Tuits in my garage, I was unable to. Alas, I came across my cherished possession. Once I got a Round Tuit, the job was done before you could shake a stick. Now, nothing can stop me!"