Rudolph Thong

A really unthoughtful birthday present of stupid rudolph the reindeer that may or may not have been simply 'found'

Guy #1: Hey homes. I got you a Rudolph thong.
Guy #2: Umm thanks, but didn't i get you a wii?
Guy #3: Dunno. I don't remember thoughtful gestures

"I know you badly need a kidney but here's a rudolph thong instead"

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Reverse Rudolph

A Reverse Rudolph is when a person sits on a toilet so that they can simultaneously take a shit and do a line of cocaine off the tank lid. The etymology is derived from the red nose that occurs from both the effect of cold weather, and cocaine abuse.

“I think the guy in the bathroom was doing a Reverse Rudolph!”

rudolph gordon

full of fucking retards that shit in the urinal and steal soap

have you seen those fucking idiots? i bet they go to rudolph gordon

Fishy Rudolph

When you finger a girl on her period and then wipe your bloody finger on her nose.

I was fingering this girl last night and she was on her period so I gave her a Fishy Rudolph.

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rudolph pussy

a pussy that is pink and gets red after being seduced, a pussy that glows red of exhaustion

I left that girl with a rudolph pussy.

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The Dirty Rudolph

That act of licking a girl's asshole (missionary) while she is menstruating.

The Dirty Rudolph

"She told me she couldn't have sex because she was on her rag, but I still went down on her Dirty Rudolph style..."

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rudolph giuliani

Rudolph Giuliani, born May 28, 1944, is most widely known for being the mayor of New York City during the terrorist attacks of Sept 11, 2001. During his mayoralty, Giuliani also succeeded in drastically reducing violent crime in the city.

Rudy is officially running for the presidency of US, but it seems that the office he really wants is that of dictator. As reported in the New York Times, he said that people should give up their liberty and yield to government authority: "Freedom is about authority. Freedom is about the willingness of every single human being to cede to lawful authority a great deal of discretion about what you do."

"Rudolph Giuliani for Dictator 2008" -- fake campaign sign.

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