rufus

A not-quite affectionate term for negroes in the late 19th to early 20th century. Popularized in the cakewalk song "Whistling Roofus." Usage in this manner dropped off after the 1920's.

(Lyrics to Whistling Rufus)
This nigger would go to a ball or a party,
Rainy weather or shine,
And when he got there was a handsome nigger
After the chicken and the wine.
And when he got through with the chicken and the wine,
Then he whistled and he sung so grand
That they thought the angels' harps was a-playing.
And they called him the one-band man.

(Chorus): Don't make no blunder, they couldn't lose him,
For perfect wonder they had to choose him;
A great musician with a high position
Was whistling Rufus, the one-band man.

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rufus

(v.) to burb up semen.
(n.) the taste of burbed up semen.

Man, my mouth would be so feel refreshed if I had some rufus flavored mouthwash.

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rufus

Quite possibly the greatest player ever

You are maybe as good as dreamraped, but nowhere near as good as rufus

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Rufus

To lay a shit so impressive that you tell your friends

Man, I just laid a Rufus so big that my knees went weak!

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Rufus

To Jizz on your mothers Carpet

When he visited his mother's house while she was aways, he had a Rufus

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Rufus

A person who doesn’t get any bitches and is constantly rejected by everyone. He thinks very highly of himself but is disliked by everyone. Rufus can also be very nerdy.

Nathan: - Rufus why are you always rejected?
Rufus: - Because I am an Rufus.

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rufus

something contracted while under the influence of "roofies"
ie, a venereal disease, or a child.

Guy1: Dude! a small, furry creature just crawled out of your pants! WTF?
Guy2: Man! I don't remember anything after those Roofies we took...but I must have gotten myself a rufus!
Guy3: You must have caught the Crumps!

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