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Rumple Butter

Occurs when small amounts of poop accumulate from not wiping well enough. Eventually the poop hardens into a crust. After an event that causes the individual to perspire the crust melts to form rumple butter. It is distinguishable by its intense odor that may resemble anything from a fresh turd to the bottle return room at your local grocery.

You're playing basketball with some friends and something begins to smell so bad that your gag reflex becomes an unavoidable reaction to the odor. You know that it's not a fart because although a fart may linger for a moment it eventually dissipates. You notice there is no trash or fecal matter present and you begin to deduce that this could be a classic case of rumple butter. Tell your stinky friend to clean their ass out. Rumple butter... Spread that on your toast in the morning... Mmmmm

by Sargeant Fupa December 2, 2009

7๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


rumple stiltskin

the act of placing the testicles in a hig powered vacumn cleaner causing extreme damage to the scrotum

his girlfriend performed a rumple stiltskin on him after she found out he had herpes.

by jinglebells777777 January 19, 2011

12๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Rumple Rape

The act of buying Rumple Minze shots for girls because its 50% alcohol but tastes minty and delicious to lower inhibitions and get "Turnt Up".
Originally the practice started in Clemson, SC and hit an all time high of use as an effective one night stand method during the summer of 2013.
Despite the name, the "rape" is merely providing High ABV in a delicious and unassuming shot; not actually "rape" the crime. Rape is wrong, all the time, well not in prison, just kidding...but seriously.

"She only went home with him after he Rumple Raped her."

1. "That girl is way out of my league and too sober."
2. "Nah man you just gotta Rumple Rape her."

Rumple Minze Clemson rumple Rumplemintz Shots

by Hollabills September 6, 2013

2๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Rumple Fugly

A short, fat, wrinkly shit, who is generally fuck ugly.

Liam: You are a rumple fugly.
Charles: What, because I am a short, fat, wrinkly shit, and I am generally fuck ugly?
Liam: Yes, indeed.

by Guy Who Laughs At Fatties July 18, 2009

13๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Rumple Foreskin

n. the state of a penis belonging to someone without a circumcission, in the non-erectile position. also a nickname for someone who resembles a penis belonging to someone without a circumcission, in the non-erectile position.

"Look at Rumple Foreskin, when he runs his forehead jiggles around his neck!"

by poopypants April 2, 2003

52๐Ÿ‘ 50๐Ÿ‘Ž


Rumple Hole

The wrinkly skin surrounding your anus.

Mark asks Jenna, "Can I give it to you in your rumple hole?"

Jenna replies"No!! Get stepping and don't let the door hit you in your rumple hole on the way out!!"

by Skarisel February 23, 2012

3๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


rumple cake

when two individuals stick there asses together and shit simutaneously, to make a ball of turds as they procced to eat it.

me and yo motha fuckin bitch was making a rumple cake and fed it to ya moms nigga!

by Wick3dRumpl3 July 16, 2012

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