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When you bust a nut in her ear then fold it over
"Dude, last night I gave my girlfriend a runny omelette. It was oozing out."
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Runny eggs is when you're fucking a diseased prostitute from behind, and just before you cum you pop all the herpes sores and syphillitic lesions on her back, gathering the pus and runoff into the middle. You then shoot your load into the mess, and Voila! Runny eggs! Bonus if you gather it all into a frying pan, cook it up, then make her eat it. Double bonus: if you were drilling her in the shitter and part of your culinary masterpiece includes random feces castoff aka bacon bits.
"Oh, man, I picked up this nasty hooker the other night? I gave her a colon cleansing then fed her runny eggs with bacon bits for breakfast."
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The sexual act of inserting an egg (usually chicken) into ones anus, and cracking it with the rectal muscles. A larger or different species of egg may be substituted if no chicken eggs are available, if your partner is feeling exotic, or if you've outgrown standard chicken eggs.
Ugh.. yesterday I had a runny sunday. I'm still crapping out eggshells.
a chair like object that runs away from you because it doesnt want someones ass in their face.
bob went to sit on the stool and it ran away like a runny stool!
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When you cum in to a girl's nose.
My girl wouldn't let me cum in her mouth so I gave that bitch a Runnie Nose.
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A girl who is EXTREMELY blonde, she tends to be very naive. If you poke her in her side she will either scream or fall over, and she is easily startled. If you give her caffine she will pretty much go nuts.
Sara is such runny babbit.
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the same thing as a hot carl or a cleveland steamer but with explosive diarrhea.
dude i was totaly going to give that hore a hot carl but i shouldnt have had all that hot sauce on my burrito, lets just say she got the runny ramirez
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