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A person of pale complexion which is the result of a diet purely made up of chips, normally of the oven variety.
A Russian exhibits the following characteristics:
A) Allergic to cats / dogs
B) Has an addictive personality, especially where Poker is concerned.
C) Top bloke, regardless of whatever happens he will be your mate and stand by you.
D) Genuine
Wow fella, have you had too much to drink? Youre looking seriously Russian.
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Russian is a variant of beer pong played with completely full cups. For a 10 cup vs. 10 cup game played with 16oz. cups, this equates to approximately 15.5 12oz beers per side. If someone on the opposing team hits a cup on your side, you have 60 seconds to finish your cup. If you fail to finish your cup and/or vomit, both you and your teammate forfeit a round of shots and you must finish the remainder of your beer before you shoot again.
Due to the fact that cups are full to the brim, balls frequently "skip out". Occasionally, a ball will skip out of a cup and balance in the roughly triangularly-shaped space between three cups. This is called a Trifecta, and all three cups the ball touches must be consumed. The player who's turn it is to drink must drink two cups in two minutes, and his teammate must drink one cup in one minute.
Team are only allowed to re-rack with 6 cups or 3 cups remaining, and players must alternate which cups they drink (ie: if your teammate feels like may throw up, you can't take his next cup for him). When you hit the final cup, your opponents each take rebuttal shots on your remaining cups until they miss. Cups made via rebuttal must be consumed in the same manner as if they had been hit during the course of regular play.
If the rebutting team hits your final cup, a 4 cup vs. 4 cup overtime period is played. Overtime is played under regular rules, and the team that originally hit the final cup shoots first.
"Hey man, you wanna play pong later tonight?"
"Nah, fuck that. I wanna get wasted. Let's play Russian."
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OKE SINKO we get it, nisi moro kopirat 3 puta ccc sramota te pojela!
LAKUUU NOoOoOCCCCCC!!!!
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Unarguably the most controversial aspect of popular video game Modern Warfare 2 (or just in video gaming altogether).
A level early on in the game, which is the catalyst to the rest of the story line, where an undercover CIA agent joins a group of Russian ultranationalist terrorists to engage in killing innocent civilians at Sheremetyevo International Airport in Moscow (renamed Zakhaev International Airport, after the prequel Call of Duty 4's antagonist).
You don't need to kill anyone to successfully complete it and at the end, you get killed after being found out that you're an American secret agent. Whilst you lie in cold blood and the Russians escape, the authorities find you which causes mass conflict on both sides of the Pacific.
In certain territories, this level is modified so that killing anyone results in instant mission failure or it has been removed completely. The level can be skipped at no penalty and no reward will be gained from successfully completing it.
Guy #1: What did you think of the No Russian level?
Guy #2: I thought the departure boards flicking to delayed was awesome.
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A fascinating language spoken by nearly 300 million people worldwide. It is somewhat difficult to pick up because of its six noun cases, but it is the vehicle of one of the world's richest and most beautiful literatures. Much harder than Spanish but more interesting.
Whoa, this Russian grammar book sure is hard!
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The people who are behind EVERYTHING. They have caused all the world's problems and fixed all the world's problems.
Gordon Ramsay and Donald Trump are actually spies of "The Russians Gay Fortnite Society" (RGFS)
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