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Rusty Venture

A sexual term from The Venture Bros. animated series which is said to be a name for "when you jerk off so much that your dick gets all red and sore".

If you constantly masterbate, you will end up with a Rusty Venture.

by Bloodygenesis November 23, 2010

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Rusty Venture

Verb. The most misunderstood and vile sex act in existence.

Descriptions vary from a complex excrement-enhanced onanistic act to a diving gear enhanced act of mutual ejaculate transfer.

Use of the term is generally only worth using speculatively, as the offer of a Rusty Venture generally leads to a night with mrs palm and her five lovely daughters

1) A Rusty Venture? It's when you **** the ***** with a *** in your ***** and push the sharp bit in your ****.

2) You're totally wrong, a Rusty Venture is when you push your elbow up her ******* and your **** down her throat. You then make a move like you're pumping up your bicycle and then you pull both out and **** in her ***.

3) IT'S A POOP HANDJOB!

by Blind Philip November 24, 2010

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Rusty Venture

A sex act during which a male engages in anal intercourse with a man or woman, and then attempts to explore other body parts on his partner with his penis while there is still fecal matter on it.

I had so much shit smeared between my tits from that Rusty Venture you gave me last night!

by Dr. Mrs. The Green Man November 23, 2010

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Rusty Venture

When you take your finger and rub around the guy's asshole, while you whack the guy off

The other day Tommy gave Charlie a Rusty venture while having gay sex.

by Atticus620 November 22, 2010

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Rusty Venture

The act of masturbating your penis until the skin gets red raw and bleeds.

I spanked my junk so much I got a Rusty Venture.

by r0nan November 23, 2010

3๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Rusty Venture

When you jerk off so much your dick gets red and sore

Red Headed Whore:Mmm im going to give you a Rusty Venture.

Brock Samson:Don't believe the hype a Rusty Venture is when you jerk off so much your dick gets red and sore.

by Quiz Boy November 24, 2010

4๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Rusty Venture

When you put up your entire fist in your male lover's ass to give him a prostate massage while putting his dick in your mouth at the same time

I gave Juan a rusty venture last night, his orgasm was out of this world as it exploded in my mouth

by Swedish Jesus November 25, 2010

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