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Any martial art taught by a self-appointed grandmaster with little or no training in the traditional martial arts. The classes usually consist of lectures about how shitty other styles in the area are compared to the self-appointed grandmaster's style, followed by sparring sessions where the students are encouraged to beat the hell out of each other. Usually, the "dojo" will have a big sign out front that says "tae kwon do - karate" because the dumb shit self-appointed grandmaster doesn't know that Tae Kwon Do and Karate are mutually exclusive systems. Often the self-appointed grandmaster will offer a guaranteed black belt program, provided the student pays an exorbinant fee in advance.
Some Marine Corps boot camp washout guy opened a Mexicali-Ryu dojo down the street. I went in to check it out, and he wanted me to pay $1,500 up front for a guaranteed black belt in one year. I'd rather buy a black-belt on Ebay!
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Henshin is the Japanese word for Transformation and Ryu is the Japanese word for (Martial Arts) School. Putting those two together means - Transformation School.
Henshin Ryu is a school of Karate based in Kent.
He is a man with a large cock. 6.9 inches to be exact. Not to mention that he is an Asian so that's pretty fucking big. He is a sneaky little bastard that gets away with every bad word that he says. He can type really fast and is good at fortnite. He is very not used to being around girls which makes him act very weird and makes his 6.9-inch penis explodes. Last but not least, like every Asian, he is good at ping pong, but when he takes and L, I'd watch the fuck out.
Andrew: *beats Michael in ping pong* Michael Ryu: "Fuck!" "You are so gay, get a fucking life you faggot!" Teacher standing right behind him: "Andrew, why did you say such a thing?!" Michael Ryu: *In laughter turns around and his 6.9 inch dick slaps girl in the ass*, "oh shit, sorry you whore!"
The American counterpart name for "Satsu No Hadou RYU."
This is what Ryu, from Street Fighter, becomes when he gives in to the Satsu No Hadou, or what CAPCOM of America likes to call "Evil Intent".
Evil Ryu can use Normal Ryu's special attacks, except for the Shin Shoryuken, and he can also use some of Gouki's (Akuma) moves, like Shun Goku Satsu and Messatsu Gou Shoryu.
Satsu No Hadou RYU is more powerful than GOUKI, but weaker (or evened out) against Shin GOUKI.
...and because of Ryu's urge to win the battle through his rage, he was engulfed by the Satsu No Hadou and became Satsu No Hadou Ryu or as some call him - Evil Ryu.
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while performing oral sex on a female, the giver stops right before she climaxes, yells HADOKEN, then uppercuts her right in the clitoris, hopefully causing her to climax in a very unusual way.
Her: oh my god you're so good
Her: keep going, i'm gonna come
Him: HADOKEN (uppercut)
Her: OMGWTFBBQ!!!11
Dude: Man my girlfriend is starting to get annoying
Other Dude: Man just give her the ryu special. She will definitely want to get rid of you after that.
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The amazing ninja that pwns people with THE paddle. The second secret identity of THE Master Chief.
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