s n a c

Someone who is more litty than a kitty or is an overall boss! They are amazing and fun to be around. All the s n a c s have formed a gang.

I saw the s n a c coming towards me and got really excited that I peeded myself.

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S on my C

Suck On my Clit similar to the male version S on My D (suck on my dick)

Kelly- Sharon is such a slut

Sharon-I heard that b**Ch F**k u nd S on My C

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s. m. c. back-clap

Stands for Simultaneous Mutual Companionable back-clap, and is used to describe the warmly-affable gesture that two super-sociable best friends (usually two cool dudes, but hot chicks occasionally share one, too, or a guy and a sturdy-figured cutie) perform to signify an agreement, encourage each other to begin a boring/difficult/disgusting task, start off on a stroll together, etc. It simply involves exchanging a huge beaming ear-to-ear grin, then putting an arm around each other's shoulders and landing a good-natured thump on the back to indicate their hearty positive feelings and congratulatory appreciation for each other.

Freckle-faced southern tomboy: Ah always loves to help da local farmer-boys wif their chores and play volleyball wif dem, and my fahvorite part is the s. m. c. back-claps dat dey always smilingly gives me throughout the day... makes a gal feel purrty and appreciated!

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rd C: /s /q

It's what you type in to an administrative Windows Command Prompt if you really want to remove all data from the C: drive and the operating system with it.

RD = Remove Directory
C: = The drive letter Microsoft assigns to it's operating systems (If you don't see "C:" use %homedrive% instead)
/s = Removes all directories and files in the specified directory (The C: drive)
/q = Does not show a warning before continuing

Guy 1: Hey man my computer is really slow.
Guy 2: I know to fix that!
Guy 1: Really, how?
Guy 2: Open cmd.exe as admin , then type "rd C: /s /q"
Guy 1: Thanks, I'll do it when I get home!

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Two C***s in a Kitchen

A genuine technical term used in advertising, often abreviated to "two c's in a kitchen". This unbeleivably offensive term relates to any advert based around two people discussing something for the purpose of a camera.

The origins of this are based in early washing powder comercials where two people would say something like "Oh, how do you get those whites so bright?". Apparently even in the early days people found it hard to keep a straight face on set.

Now there are several pastiches, including two c's by a washing line, two c's in a bar, in a car, anywhere.

In short, two people discussing something pointlessly and in an artificial or clearly staged manner for the benefit of onlookers, sometimes in irony.

Dude, I just had to sit through a party political broadcast with a staged interview. It was so totally two c's.

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C. S. Lewis

When you're eating a girl out and something, such as a crab sack or something of that nature, goes into your mouth.

Guy #1- How was it?

Guy #2- Terrible! She C. S. Lewised me!

Guy # 1- OMG! *Pukes*

Guy # 2 - My reaction was exactly the same!

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s p a c e

if you add a space in between every letter of a word, people will think it is funny when really it is not.

d o e s u s i n g s p a c e s m a k e m e a u t o m a t i c a l l y f u n n y ?

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