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SAT

SAT stands for Satan Approved Torture. This test is often referred to as the gayest test of all time. One must pay upwards of one hundred dollars to partake in this waste of time which takes place early on a Saturday morning. One must sit in their chair for 3 hours while answering the most inexplicably useless questions ever forged. Most of the questions do not relate to anything of importance and the "correct" answers are almost opinion oriented. An example of how absurd these questions could be as follows.

Story: Sally was an etrepreneur during the 1970s. She started selling beach balls that were made from a new, more durable type of plastic. Sally hired Jim to help advertise her product, to which Jim responded, "Gee Sally, thanks!"

Question: In line 2, what does Jim mean by thanking Sally for hiring him?

a. The reparations of WWI is what eventually started WWII
b. The horse's name was Friday
c. Yes
d. No

Hey I have to take the SAT this Saturday.

Wow I didn't know you were a homosexual, Jeff.

by Crispy Wafers March 28, 2019

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SAT

The SAT is the number one cause of student suicide.

OMFG I can't believe I didn't get a perfect score on my SAT!! After all my hours of studying!!! @!&$#! I'm worthless *hang*

by Marialejandra March 5, 2007

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SAT

A test to see how much brain one has. Like the GRE, invariably bitched about by the dumb who always score poorly on it. Blacks and white trash say it is biased (and it is - against the stupid). Intelligent whites and most Asians seem to have no problem scoring high on it.

That SAT is a flat out bitch! I told the adminstrator to shove it up her fuckin ass! At least Crapsnack Community College don't believe in such shit as that. I got to go meet my probation officer right now. I'll call y'all when I get off my shift at Wal-Mart. We'll meet at the Honky Tonk and start drankin!

by Margaret in Indianapolis August 4, 2010

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