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granny schedule

the process in which a person battling a messed up sleeping pattern decides to skip 1 day of sleep in order to fall asleep by 8 p.m. and be awake by 4 a.m. Thus starting a new healthier sleeping pattern, like grannies.

Damn foo! I'm so tired, I didn't go to sleep last night because I want to go on granny schedule!

by Ben Robot July 2, 2008

10πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


crew scheduler

A minion of Satan.

A person who's profession is to make the lives of pilots, flight engineers and flight attendants a living hell.

See Demon
See Evil

That crew scheduler totally hosed me. I volunteered to cover a trip on my day off, and then she junior manned me on my birthday!

by rmah9k November 7, 2010

7πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


schedule nazi

A person who maniacally controls the schedule of a group gathering or event to the point where everyone else wants to kill them.

This person is particularly rampant during family events and the hectic holiday season.

"Guys, we need to be back by 4pm or the baby is going to miss his nap. Do you have your shoes on yet? Were leaving in 3 minutes. I'm going to wait in the car" * door slam *

- "Looks like Schedule Nazi is back."
- "With a vengeance."

by Trickypat December 4, 2008

7πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


school schedule

Partying every weekend during the school year. It’s not like summer where every night is a party. The school schedule means partying every weekend because you have to deal with school during the week.

Friend 1: β€œAre you studying this weekend?”
Friend 2: β€œNah, I’m on that school schedule.”

by Big Dawgs Only October 6, 2019


schedule shuffle

The act of not attending any classes until the last available date to change classes for the semester, and then dropping all previous classes and adding new ones in order to be able to tell your professor, "I just added this class yesterday" and avoid being accountable for the quickly accumulating absences.

Marcin missed the first two weeks of the semester so he did the schedule shuffle to avoid awkward conversations with disrespected teachers and avoid absence penalties.

by Robbie Robinho Robinski January 31, 2012


texting schedule

the time(s) of day that a person is available, and/or willing, to text. usually defined by how late a person sleeps in, how late they stay up and how much they nap during the day.

knowing a person's texting schedule lets you almost surely get a reply when you text the person and reduces the risk of interrupting something or waking them up.

dude, lemme know your texting schedule so i don't wake you up on the weekends anymore!

by ilovebritain August 14, 2009


Bee Schedule

A schdule on a contract showing specifically where, when, and by how many bees you will be stung upon completing the application. Often it is included in mortgage, loan, and merchant account applications.

BEE SCHEDULE!? I don't want no bees all in my face, stinging me and whatnot!

by Dearhamsammich July 13, 2010