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Worlds greatest band ever and forever.
They even pwned in a video game.
Person 1: Hey dude, Have you heard of this gay band slayer?
Person 2: *Takes out 12 gauge*
Person 3: Stfu nub
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In every generation there is a chosen one... she alone will stand against the vampires, the demons and the forces of darkness. She is the slayer. Buffy Summers and Melaka Fray are some who have been chosen.
Buffy: I thought a professional demon chaser like yourself would've figured it out by now. I'm the Slayer. Slay-er. Chosen One. She-who-hangs-out-a-lot-in-cemeteries? You're kidding. Ask around. Look it up: "Slayer, comma, the
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Ah man.. i think id just had an orgasim listening to slayer!
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A hand gesture formed by making a fist, and raising the index and pinky finger, forming what is also known as the "devil horns". However, when said hand gesture is formed, and "Slayer!" is intoned simultaneously by the invoker, any gay act is instantly negated, leaving no question as to the orientation of the involved parties. Usually is repeated by the other guy that got involved, as an agreement. Usually used when two straight guys are put into an awkward situation.
Note: Similar to "no homo!", but more about a potentially gay act rather than saying something with a double meaning.
Disclaimer: This is not in anyway homophobic, it is simply an affirmation of heterosexual-ness. No hate, just fun.
*guy 1 trips over a stool and lands into the arms of guy 2*
Guy 1: Slayer!
*guy 2 nods*
Guy 2: Slayer.
*guy 3 realises he needs sunscreen on his back, and only his bro, guy 4 is around*
Guy 3: hey, can you put sunscreen on my back?
Guy 4: Slayer?
Guy 3: Slayer.
*guy 5 wakes up, and realises he is in bed with another dude.*
Guy 5: SLAYER!
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A band that, regardless of what any emo fag poser says, IS HARDER THEN ANYTHING THEY CAN COME UP WITH.
So the equation goes something like this
Slayer=Heavy Metal
Any band that screams 90% of the time="Heavy" "Metal"
Therefore-
Slayer Rocks.
Forever.
And a day.
Bitches.
Kevin:Chelsea Grin is WAYYYYY harder then slayer
Bobby G.:*ahrm* *cough* What was that? I couldn't hear you over the sound of your own pretentiousness.
Kevin: Fuck you. atleast they have a message.
Bobby G.:Yeah, Slayer does too-AND I CAN ACTUALLY UNDERSTAND WHAT THEY'RE SAYING HALF OF THE FUCKING TIME.
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THE most brutal, intense, hardcore and insanely awesome thrash/speed metal band of all time. Completely RAPES all Death Metal bands. Best band to headbang and/or mosh to. Not emo, NOT Satanic. People take offense to Tom Araya saying "God hates us all." But he does not acually believe that. According to him, "it just sounds good."
Surgeon General Warning: If you have high blood pressure, you may not want to listen to Slayer or go to a Slayer concert.
And the award for "Most Hardcore Band Ever" goes to...... Slayer!!!
Guy in crowd 1: No suprise
Guy in crowd 2: I would have had to kill someone if they lost to some gay Death Metal band
Guy in crowd 3: MOSH PIT!!!!
*cue "Angel of Death"*
(Next Day)
News Reporter: This just in, there were no survivors after the Slayer Mosh Pit incident last night at the Grammys.
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