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SOF Vampire

Similar to Energy Vampires, SOF Vampires lurk within the hallways of the Special Operations communities of interest. SOF Vampires use vague policy and bureaucracy to confuse leadership and feed off the insecurities of low ranking officers and enlisted service members. SOF Vampires are vulnerable to "real work" and can be difficult to identify. DARPA is currently working on an new type of SOF Vision googles which make SOF Vampires easier to spot in a meeting.

That contractor SOF Vampired the shit out of me.. I have no idea how to staff this fucking CONOP.... Fuck the J39 EW

by GFYSUDFA April 8, 2021


sof floof

Sof floof is when doge had the soffest floof around and you went to tell someone how fluffy your doge is but don't have the right words to say it to explain it because he's so damn fluffy.

Can't wait to go home tonight for sof floof to great me.

Or: I love sof floof it's the best part about some dogs

by TheSalsaMan October 18, 2017

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Rigma Sof

Rigma sof is a developmental disability that is marked by lower-than-normal intelligence and limited daily living skills. Rigma Sof is normally present at birth or develops early in life.

Rigma Sof is defined by two standards. The first standard is a person's level of intelligence. Intelligence levels are usually measured by special tests called intelligence tests. Intelligence tests provide a numerical ranking of a person's mental abilities. That ranking is called an intelligence quotient or, more commonly, an IQ. In general, a person with an IQ score of less than 75 is said to be Rigma Sof .

The second standard for Rigma Sof is adaptive skills. The term "adaptive skills" means how well a person can deal with the tasks of everyday life. These tasks include the ability to speak and understand; home-living skills; use of community resources; leisure, self-care, and social skills; self-direction; basic academic skills (reading, writing, and arithmetic); and work skills. A person is regarded as Rigma Sof if he or she is unable to dress, feed, wash, or otherwise care for him- or herself; to hold a job; or to carry out most of the other tasks needed to get through an ordinary day.

Mental-health professionals classify patients into one of four levels of Rigma Sof

Mild Rigma Sof

* IQ scores from 50 to 75

* Includes about 85 percent of the Rigma Sof population

* Individuals in this group can often live on their own with community support.

Moderate Rigma Sof

* IQ scores between 35 and 50

* Includes about 10 percent of the Rigma Sof population

* Individuals in this group can often lead relatively normal lives provided they receive some level of supervision. Such individuals often live in group homes with other mentally retarded people.

Severe Rigma Sof

* IQ scores between 20 and 35

* Includes about 3 percent to 4 percent of the Rigma Sof population

* Individuals in this category can often master the most basic skills of living, such as cleaning and dressing themselves. They often live in group homes.

Profound Rigma Sof

* IQ scores of less than 20

* Includes about 1 percent to 2 percent of the Rigma Sof population

* Individuals at this level can often develop basic communication and self-care skills. They often have other mental disorders.

Brain cells melted away by Methamphetamine Use.

Slow, mentally dysfunctional.

May suffer from delusions, and babel mindless nonsense. Will make up words on the spot. Rigma Sof will drool uncontrollably

Don't be a Rigma Sof. Forst Gump surpassed Rigma Sof on the IQ test. Rigma Sof was a produce of Inbreeding. That random word generator was Rigma Sof.
Wipe that Rigma Sof off your chin you look like Rigma Sof.

by Desago May 17, 2009


School of Fish (SoF)

So you're at a proper banger of a party and you've reached the golden stage that sits just between pre-drinks and the 2 a.m kebab smash. You get your hands on a proper fit bird who is very keen and is v down for a bit of in the bush out the back of this house action. So there you are making on and just like to take it down stairs and get 'fishy fingers' (finger punch that slag amirite?) but hold on! This bird seems real down. You're gonna do it. You call out "SCHOOL OF FISH" Your mates come diving through bushes, one falls from a tree, one drops his beer takes a 3-step run up and launches at you. (Just like orphanages, the more the merrier) All your mates come flying towards you with 2 fingers out-stretched and aim for any orifice possible. (works just as well if not better inside)

Laurence: So right there we were, me, tristan, andy 'nando black, radman tasman, connor, and the samuel field, we all like prepped at pre-drinks and by the end of the night we totally School of Fish (SoF), her

Impressed friend: No way dude? How?
Laurence: Totally called it and next thing i know Tristan has launched through the mattress upwards and gone for the asshole, nando black goes straight through the wall and into her ear, radman tasman goes through the window for the ear, connor rips into her other ear as he slams through the door and cheeky sam field tears her a new hole in her neck.

by TAZENCE March 29, 2016

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sof x onceler

Something that will never happen, ok well.. maybe it would happen-
probably not tho.. but mayb-

Girl 1: Sof x Onceler is the best ship ev-
Girl 2: Absafuckinglutly not.

by sofiasheeeep March 23, 2021

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the end of the road (or "sof haderech")

this phrase, comes originally from the hebrew phrase "sof haderech", means "something great";
either it's a fun video game, a tasty cake, a good price or an amazing trip.

when i say "the end of the road" i mean "it's a great thing and you should try it!"

helena: so...did you like the defenition of this phrase?

nathan: yeah, i think it's the end of the road...

by netaya July 31, 2005

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[way] the end of the way (Sof HaDerech)

This phrase comes from Hebrew, and its meaning is something extraordinarily good. If we need to go through a way in order to get somewhere, the end of this way would be the place we want to get to or a condition we desire to be in -- and this place or condition is of course valuable for us.

Hence, "the end of the way" is something REALLY good.

"I am telling you, this movie is the end of the way".

"what a cake, the end of the way".

by Reut Y. July 31, 2005

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