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Goldman Sachs

Elitist investment bank that takes great pride in recruiting analyst only from Ivy League schools (in the United States, of course). Goldman Sachs is headquarted at 85 Broad St in Manhattan.

Mark: Hey Boris, I am about to graduate with a 4.0 GPA from a southern liberal arts college, I also have received a Nobel prize nomination! Furthermore, my father is a Nobel Laureate. I feel like applying for a job at Goldman Sachs in New York, do you think I have a chance?

Boris: I believe you're more than qualified, go for it!

Goldman Sachs Recruiter: Dear Mark, I regret to inform you that although you have some minor scholastic and personal achievements, you are not pedigreed like we are. Please stay away from us, do not call us, write us, or mention our name in vain. Thank you for your interest in our firm. Mr Recruiter

by Chaninnl May 6, 2006

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knut sach

A polite way to write wordnut sack/word.

You are a knut sach, madam.

by sqyttles September 12, 2003

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Young Sach

People call him the most gullible guy in the world. He believes everything he does is amazing, he has hater but plenty of fans. Well he believes so.

Young sach is a smart guy

by Young sach June 22, 2022


Young Sach

Smart kid. Great at singing too

Young Sach is a pop star

by Young sach June 22, 2022


zoe sachs

Zoe is the coolest girl in school, and everyone else is lame! she is beautiful, and smart, and everyone wants to be her! all she needs to do is walk in the room, and everyone will look her way, everyone will go up to her, and ask if she needs something! she is the most popular girl in school, and the nicest. and she is pretty fucking amazing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Zoe sachs is da bomb!

by sandy peterson jermy March 30, 2017


government sachs

A term that refers to the perpetual lobbying of Goldman Sachs, and the revolving door between Goldman Sachs and the political power they execute over the Worlds most powerful governments, by funding campaigns of key politicians, in order to secure tax breaks, deregulation and loopholes beneficial to their own profits.

A: - Unbelievable how many former top officials from Government Sachs this Trump guy was able to cram into his administration!

B: - No Trump is about to drain the swamp! He is making America great again, working for the forgotten men and women! Look Gary Cohn, former Goldman Sachs CEO was just kicked out because he is a globalist.

A: - Really! Well Gary Cohn just secured trillions of dollars in tax breaks for the richest Americans and multinational corporations. Now he is leaving to make a couple of hundred million dollars for himself, before he will be back, in a future administration. That is why you call these guys "Government Sachs".

by Bombay1 March 9, 2018


India Sache’

A real ass cool ass chick that say what she mean and mean wtf she say. She is built Ford tough but is soft for her babies and real G’s and genuine people. Dont get it twisted tho cuz thru that cool ass real ass fine ass exterior is a BEASTY BUISNESS PERSON…also the bouj-ghetto definition of a true sexy, charming, smart and loving Goddess.

In a world full of straight up cappers, fuck boys, fake ass frienamies and whack ass karens, be more like an India Sache’. U cant go wrong with her cuz she as real as it can get.

by India Sache’ November 23, 2021