YouTube Salesman

We all know him, the guy who insists everyone else watch random (usually only semi-funny) YouTube videos one after another in a charade of courteous laughter. When encountering one, a true test of one's patience and tolerance lies ahead. Grab a Snickers.

"Dude, you gotta see this!"
--"Fucking YouTube Salesman"
"Just one more!" (several times over)
--"That's enough Randy, quit being a YouTube Salesman."
"Ohh shit, have you guys seen ________?!?!"
--"Is YouTube paying you for this??"

Shoe Salesman

The fetish freak of the Teambang group, the Shoe Salesman is the one to occasionally catch a female participant by attempting to purchase her a pair of brand new shoes as a sort of push. Following a bit of smooth talking, the Shoe Salesman becomes a foot lover and sucks the toes of said female with the penetration of toe ridges.

I finally convinced this chick as the Shoe Salesman to join our Teambang group with a pair of pink heels, now I can foot fuck her all night until I make her little piggies shine with my cum.

Traveling Salesman

After a guy hooks up in a strange town while away on business, he addresses the awkwardness of saying goodbye by instead slapping his host in the face with his dick. I mean, he might as well right?

Ralph met Debbie at the exit 72 Chili's last night. After a couple hours of swap meat action, he gave her a Traveling Salesman on the way out the door.

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the kush salesman

a marijuana salesman

the kush salesman is some shady looking guy in my town

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Watermelon salesman

1. Someone who enjoys the company of many African-Americans.

2. One who helps a friendly neighborhood nigga out once in a while.

3. Someone with a large, bulbus erect choad similar to a watermelon.

I loves me some niggas

Get ur watermelon here. i love the blacks

cum fuck me im the watermelon salesman bitch. do me do me do me. qerb

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maytag salesman

When a wannabe DJ can't mix songs.

"Damn, would you look at that maytag salesman in the booth! His mixes sound like 3 sneakers in a dryer!"

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Traveling Salesman

Getting a hand job while you're walking, usually in a public place. Masturbation doesn't count, ever. If you're jogging it has to be a blow job, otherwise you're not really trying.

Yesterday I was walking to Nordstroms, I saw Joel on the way. We gave each other a traveling salesman. Then we turned it up a notch; the running rebel. It was so awesome.

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