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Seeing an image of Jesus or other religious image in a chip, taco shell, etc.
"Dude, some guy made 6,000 dollars selling a potato chip thats supposed to look like Jesus!"
"Damn it! Yet another person gets rich off a saltine savior! Get me a bag of Fritos and wish me luck!"
A classic eating contest in which a contestant tries to eat six saltine crackers in sixty seconds. No other aids are allowed (i.e. a glass of water), and the challenge ends once the last cracker(s) is/are swallowed or time runs out.
The simple-sounding task is much more difficult than than anticipated due to the dryness of the cracker.
The challenge can be made harder by increasing the required number of consumed saltines to seven or even eight for those who want to live on the edge.
Joe: I bet you cant eat six saltines in a minute.
Moe: Dude, I wreck the saltine challenge all the time!
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a accepted white boy in the black community. can say nigga and no one says anything.
yo ross, sup nigga?-white boy
chillin saltine cracker sup wit you?-black guy
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the boss , aka david isdefined as a white gangsta as the word saltine is a cracker meaning a term used for white people
i swear david is a true saltine gangsta
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A saltine cracker covered in one's own semen.
Damn it Matt! Why is there a pube this pack of saltines?! Did you make your self a round of saltine oysters last night, you dirty cum guzzling, ginger fro, fuck face?!!
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A white person that is very salty, or mad.
"1V1 ME BRO!!! 1V1 ME!! ILL WRECK YOU!!"
"Shut up you saltine cracker"
*distant screeching*
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slang for a race comment about white people
I am not a cracker i am a saltine american
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