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Novelty sex-act performed by receiving a hand job from an African-American female in the missionary position in the vicinity of San Antonio, TX.
Man, my buddy got a San Antonio Handshake after the wedding reception last week!
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The act of slapping your cock on your significant others ass whilst placing ones thumb in her anal cavity. To add pleasure, it helps if she yodels war cries from the alamo.
"Me and Veronica last night wanted to try something kinky so I gave that bitch a San Antonio spatula"
"Nice man"
A collection of sassy mc-sasspants who are taking over the San Antonio theatre scene like whoa. #PlayhouseProud
The Playhouse San Antonio produces high quality live theatre
that inspires, educates, and entertains audiences of all ages.
Our passion is to connect our community to the world at large
by telling stories that reveal the truth of the human experience.
To have a bath with a girl and have a turd in there. If the girl discovers that you have let one go in the bath you punch her.
i was having a romantic bath with my girl when suddenly a really needed a shit but i didn't want to ruin the moment i was having with her by saying so. so i tried to sly one out but she noticed so i lamped her one, she loved it.
She now loves San Antonio Steamers regularly and i try to suprise her every time.
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Nickname for the NBA's darlings, the San Antonio Spurs. Given the "Stern" label because of NBA commissioner David Stern's affinity for the team.
How could Duncan flagrantly foul someone like that and the Sterns not get a single call against them?
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Name given to the best team in the NBA for the last 10 years due to their dominance in the playoffs. Most people who call them this are loser Phoenix Fans whose team has never won shit due to the fact they have no balls. The 'Sterns" part is given in reference to the fact that these idiotic fans think David Stern actually favors them which is complete lunacy.
Damn San Antonio Sterns beat my Suns again. Davis Stern must be jumping for joy.
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while getting head from a girl push her head down so she chokes, when she passes out have sex with her.
"i gave my friends sister the San Antonio Sleeper and now she's pregnant!"
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