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A boring, overgrown culture-vacuum of a suburb that people continually congratulate themselves for living in, only because the weather is good, and for nothing else. When you point out that it's just kind of hot and dry and actually the weather sucks, and so do the restaurants, and also everyone there is stupid, they get really mad and confused that other places exist. San Diego is LA if LA had a self-esteem problem. San Diego is San Francisco after global warming and if everyone suddenly forgot how to read.
San Diego is the greatest city in America! Even though there are no real jobs and it's a bunch of 24 year-olds who live with their parents in Encinitas and have no future!
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When two people attempt to perform 69 with a third person in the middle laying as stiff as a board, like San Diego's area code 619.
Remember when we did The San Diego with Steve last night? It probably would have been easier without him there.
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Best city ever, if you're a clueless Californian sheeple, a rich idiot, or a shallow prick who thinks the only thing that matters in the world is good weather.
Actually the city is pretty cool, you gotta love a town whose entire city council is at risk of going to jail, and whose (recently resigned) mayor was voted one of the country's worst.
I think I know a total of 5 other residents who actually like this place, most people who love SD are tourists who didn't stay long enough to get screwed over.
If you like $500,000 cottages, $3.00/gallon gas, corrupt local government, fascistic homeowners associations and oppressive regulation, San Diego is the place to be.
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"Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego. Which of course in German means a whales vagina."
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Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means 'a whale's vagina'.
When trying to impress a lady tell her about the Germans and San Diego
Person 1: What exactly does "San Diego" mean?
Person 2: Funny you ask. The word San Diego is actually derived from the common phrase, "a whale's vagina."
A useless piece of shit place in the Southwestern corner of the United States dedicated to over-priced real estate, silicone boobs, military-industrial complex, biotech, monster truck bros, SDSU oversized sunglasses-wearing hoes, La Jolla/Del Mar bi-sexual soccer moms, PB frat losers, North County right-wing anti-immigration Minutemen, and fish tacos.
Thinks "high culture" is watching an Over the Line game at Fiesta Island or attending the San Diego Symphony in flip flops.
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