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My favorite Hockey team. They started in 92, and are decient, as the guy above said. They have Nabokov, but had Steve Shields, an awesome goalie and person. Nabby is better though. Haha.
Look at Nabby! The Sharks are dominating with him!
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The best side of San Jose, California located just an hour south of San Francisco. It's got one of the state's top public schools, Lynbrook High School, and it is populated by upper middle class families that are either white or asian. It is the heart of Silicon Valley, and chances are, there is at least one person in each family working in either high tech or medicine. This area is entirely suburban and at the same time is incredibly sheltered from the real world.
Bob: Yo, where you from, homie?
Jack: What do you mean, "homie"?
Bob: You're hella sheltered.
Jack: It's not my fault, I'm from West San Jose...
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Basically the most beastest NHL team their is, though never won a stanley cup, since theve only been around for about 2 decades, but their just amazing.
Person 1: Isnt a Shark a fish?
Person 2: No, but like the shark-fish they will eat any team/fish alive.
Person 1: San Jose Sharks are beast
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A collective that is on multiple social media platforms that exclusively covers news, events, memes, and culture in San Jose, California.
Did you see that last post from San Jose Foos?
Yeah, bro don't miss.
An individual that has a mullet, believes it's in style, and regularly gets it permed.
Have you seen the chief? She's always had a San Jose Mullet.
To "hook-up" with the same individual repeatedly, with out actually going out together "officially".
Meeting up, hanging out, & engaging in sexual activety with a specific individual on a regular basis.. But never claiming to be dating, or speaking about what it is that you are doing at all. (Usually begins at bars or other group social functions.)
Also known as "common law dating".
Becki & John? Oh, they're not officially together.. They are just San Jose dating.
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A professional hockey team based in San Jose, California - the pride of hockey fans located in the Bay Area. They are part of the Pacific Division within the Western Conference.
While incredibly skilled up front, relatively large on the blue line and more than capable of competing in the NHL, half the team still feels the need to dive all over the ice in most every game they play, varying by the game's degree of importance. Devin Setoguchi and Joe Pavelski are the team's worst offenders in this regard.
While they have tended to dominate the Western Conference in the regular season for the past 5+ years, they succumb to an undeniably consistent tendency to choke in the Playoffs year after year.
420marleaurider420 - "YEAH!!! SAN JOSE SHARKS ARE IN THE WCF AGAIN! WHOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Sane, logical Sharks fan - "Can't wait to watch them choke again. Wonder how much they won't change the roster this offseason so they can go do it again next year."
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