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The act of telling a lie, half-truth or exaggerated story about one's self or a person or entity related to one's self to make one sound more important or impress the listener, whereby the listener is fully aware of the false information being provided due to it's unrealistic nature, or contradiction to something said earlier by the person, but to save face for both parties doesn't draw attention to the fact the statement is untruthfull.
"You should have heard the Sanderism's coming from Bill's mounth at the pub last night"
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Requirements: 1 Male, 1 Female, 1 KFC Boneless Bucket.
Description: The Act of a Female performing Oral Sex on the male - whilst he enjoys eating a "Kentucky Friend Chicken; Boneless Bucket"
Toby: "Guys, guess what?! Jamie just gave me a Sanders!"
Other people: "Omg, you have won the Internets."
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noun 1. One who enjoys male company, especially in the shower
adj. 2. Possible gay tendencies; enjoys sleeping in the rain
verb 3. To try and jump into one's own shorts
1. I don't hang out with him anymore because he is a homosexual sander.
2. He is so sander; he told me that he once stayed up all night to listen to the patter of the rain on the window.
3. I almost ROOFLED myself to death when he sandered into his boxers.
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Honestly, one of the very best people you will ever meet. She may have the name of her great-grandfather (A guy! I know, right? Did her parents really know she was a girl?) But anyone who meets her absolutely loves her and she has SO many friends, really, her personality is amazing and fits for everyone. She's actually really gorgeous and doesn't know it. She usually has really curly dark hair and a big smile. She's really funny and really relates to everyone, is never mean and always a friend who's there for you. Always supporting you. While others tend to make mistakes and mean jokes without thinking about it or realising someone is sensitive to it, she may laugh along but will always make sure you are okay with it and never make the jokes herself. Always has to be sure that you are okay with something before she makes the joke. Usually right and is very good at debating, not a very fun to argue with her because she will always prove your wrong. Not in a bragging way, but she knows her facts. She has the body of an angel, yet loves everyone else just how they are. Not afraid to stand up for you or to anyone else.
She is either bisexual, some other kind of LGBTQ+ or is just really sus. Constantly goes on about both boobs and abs, says both are equally perfect. Parents love her and she is CRAZY smart. Literally gets A's in all her subjects yet she doesn't follow protocol, isn't afraid to be unique.
She could absolutely get into any university, smart enough to do any job, but isn't afraid to do what she loves. She is very creative and very talented at what she does, usually aspires to be an artist of something along the lines.Sanders is the best person to get advice from, and always knows how to fix a problem. Happy to take the blame for you because while beautiful on the outside, she really is stunning on the outside. She is so friendly to everyone.
While Sanders may have the figure of an angel, she does not believe in angels, or maintaining her figure. Thankfully her body does it for her. Otherwise, judging from the amount of junk food she eats and her little to none form of exercise, well...she knows it's true.
If you don't know a Sanders, even one that could be named after Colonel Sanders, find one. Meet one. Because you are missing out on the most amazing woman on the planet. I love her so much, and you will too. Guaranteed.
"Sanders told me I look amazing AGAIN today. I love her more than anything." Aimee said.
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"Have you seen that girl?" John said.
"You mean the one with the strangest name ever?" Will replied.
"Yeah. That's the one. Sanders. Isn't she smoking?"
"Too bad she's taken. By a girl."
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Means a real major fat shit, derives from KFC. can also be used to bag people of the same name.
check out that fat sanders
That Andrew Sanders is a real fat shit coz his last name is Sanders which refers to a fat shit.
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Homoerotic ball loving cunt-bag, who thrives on receiving male genitalia via oral or anal situations, lacking but not limited to a personality, charm, whit, charisma, intelligence, morality, or manliness; feels the need to have sex with anything greater than or equal to 1 but less than 5 in an attempt to cover up true sexuality.
He thinks he is so fucking cool, but he's just a sanders
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