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sanford girls

the essential popped collar is a must. they think that all those guys are looking at them because their hot, and nothing else. most are slutty, with their blonde ditz hair covered with gel and their boobs hanging out of their neatly undone oxford shirt. they are commonly loved by the teachers and commomly hated by the ex-boyfriends. few have true friends, most do have their covetted posse though.

Leah-to most naive girls she is a peach, but to those who know her, shes a sexually agravated stuck up child.

by sean cook January 3, 2005

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messiah sanford

A kid who goes to the School of Engineering and Sciences and who's hands are super sweaty for no reason.

Messiah Sanford's hands are so sweaty
I know right he is such a Bozo!
SMH my head

by BruhF1sh March 21, 2022


Sanford Stretch

The act of intercourse where two fingers are placed in partner's booty hole and then spread apart and one must yell in the hole. If you hear an echo consider your attempt a success.

Bro, I gave this B the Sanford Stretch last night and damn shit echoed like i was at the Grand Canyon.

by T-Free88 May 15, 2010


Davon Sanford

Davon is free black man. He's has escape from his master Ruben and now has to deal with the struggles of being black
He's also know to hate white people because of his past

Davon Sanford escaped from his master Ruben

by WackyDoodoofart October 3, 2023


Sanford Maine

Sanford Maine, you’ve probably heard about us but never been. The potholes were too much but hey don’t worry we spent 100 million dollars on a high school that can’t pay it’s electricity bill. It’s well known for its short lived small businesses like the Sandwich Shack and many Chinese food places. Our main attractions consist of Island Ave, Family Dollar, and the mills... formally known mills burnt down by children playing with lighters. When visiting family dollar do not ask to use the restroom, they will tell you no, they had a incident with a guy doing heroin and ended up ODing. Sanford is a good place to light a jibba with your buddies on the sidewalk, if your worried about police officers don’t worry half of them are on drugs as well. Sanford Maine has also lost big businesses as well like apple bees, Burger King, and Bonanza. So we highly recommend checking us out because we need as much economy as we can get. If that’s not enough to get you to come, our education system is top notch with the most recent technology like google white boards only the high schoolers get to use or the lesser smart boards the junior high kids get to use. We had apple computers but realized they costed too much so we switched to google. Our teachers are very educated but don’t ask them for extra time on work... ANYWAY check Sanford Maine out because it may or may not be worth your time and money for tires after going over a pothole.

Guy 1: Yo did you hear about Sanford Maine?
Guy 2: Yeah my buddy got caught smoking weed by his mom
Guy 1: It’s just the norm

by TopherTheWelder January 6, 2021

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Sanford Florida

A dumb ass city where is full of Hoodrats Hoes Snakes and people who is soft asf they are THE MOST RATCHET PEOPLE EVER the schools are ghetto asf some of these bitchea be smelly and fishy and belong in the ocean

Sanford florida is the most ratchet city

by yafav.kiddosdrey September 14, 2019

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Sanford, NC

a great place located in the heart of North Carolina. it is the brick capital of the USA. sanford is a small town that everyone loves to live in. and sanford is wayyyyyy better than ohio.
no matter what jonathan ponciano who lives in sanford and goes to west lee middle says.

"I love Sanford, NC. I'm going to live here my whole life."

by KATIE LEWIS October 25, 2008

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