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2012 candidate for the Republican presidential nomination; has somewhat extreme views
Who's running for president for the Republicans again?
Oh, it's Rick Santorum, Mitt Romney, Ron Paul and some other guy.
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Underdog, Cinderella story, and Despite what a bunch of obvious faggots trolling this website say, an American politician that believes in America and what America was founded upon. that is, the bible. Anti-gay, pro life, and everything else you could want in a politician. If he becomes president, you wont have to worry about sending your son to the army and getting a fairy finger poked up his butt in his sleep.
whatever happened to America? John Adams would be ashamed. I want someone who will restore America, I'm voting for Rick Santorum.
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A horrible fetish. Like getting peed on, but much, much, worse.
So just after he comes, he tells me he wants a Santorum Administration and I say "You better go lie in the tub for that, there's no way I'm getting it anywhere near my sheets."
A frothy tropical drink made with rum, pineapple chunks and santorum.
Fred Phelps plans to serve Santorum Coladas at the Westboro Baptist Church's next Holy Communion. Here's how to make a Santorum Colada:
3 oz light rum
3 tbsp coconut cream
3 tbsp crushed pineapples
1 shot of santorum*
Put all ingredients into an electric blender with 2 cups of crushed ice. Blend at a high speed for a short length of time. Strain into a collins glass and serve with a straw to felch it down. Top with frothy santorum.
*If you don't have any santorum on hand you can fake it as follows: Combine 1/4 cup of AstroGlide in a blender with a dollop of shit. Beat to a heavy froth.
A circular gelatinous blob of santorum that may form on a surface after being expelled from the body.
I accidentally slipped out of my girlfriend last night while we were doing anal and she gave birth to a santorum jellyfish right there on the sheets. It was a very quick labor.
See "Santorum" and add on "Administration.
I'm gonna give her a Santorum Administration.
1. A shocking sex act involving santorum, usually one that lasts a long time or has multiple components.
2. Specific sex acts meeting these conditions are sometimes referred to as a santorum rally.
3. To santorumize, esp. for an extended period of time.
"I went all the way with him," he said. I shuddered and looked down; I couldn't believe my ears. "I mean, when I say 'all the way,' I mean all-- the-- way," he continued, being sure to carefully annunciate each word, as though I wouldn't know what he was talking about if I missed the "the". I just couldn't bear the thought of the two of them together. Paul, my Paul. It just wasn't right. "Yeah, it was a real santorum rally last night."
"I GET IT!" I snapped, and even Simon seemed surprised at my reaction.