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A joke on having someone preferably alphabet people hung by a pole or building based on the fact that Saudi Arabia is a strict country where degenerate activity is punished by execution
Looks like you need a Saudi Surprise
Oh you're a alphabet person, time for a Saudi Surprise
Camel of Saudi is a mysterious man, Also known as penaldo. He moved from premier league to saudi league which is ranked the 66th best league in the world. I guess he understood how finished he is. The Camel of Saudi roams the desserts at night. When you get close, he dives. Shout LUXEMBOURG! and he will appear. Shout MOROCCO! and he will disappear.
Guy 1: Guess who scored a penalty today
Guy 2: Hm, must be the Camel of Saudi
Guy 1: Want to go diving?
Guy 2: No.
Guy 1: Why?
Guy 2: I don't want to end up as the camel of saudi
Geograhpical location used when listening to other people talk about their bullshit military experiences.
After I took out half the VC army in Vietnam, I sat down and had a coke...That's nothin' when I was in Saudi-Nam I killed 20 guys with my bare hands.
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its when your fucking your girl you put your shirt or clothes in your mouth so it dosnt come in the way
you know saudis wear these long robes called (deshdasheh)
when while fucking he roles it up and graps it with his teeth
guy1:why cant a saudi kiss his wife while sex
guy2: dont know
guy1: coz hed be holding his deshdasheh in his mouth
guy2: yeah saudi fuck
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when a middle eastern farts in your face during sex
The girl I was with last night gave me a saudi steamer
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A male who is younger than 30 and has lived in Saudi Arabia for at least five consecutive years, but does not have Saudi citizenship.
Man, those Saudi boys like their pot and Pink Floyd.
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Abduction, torture, and dismemberment of a individual. Coined after Saudi Arabian officials reported that Jamal Khashoggi was killed in a fist fight in Oct. 2018. At the time, Saudi Arabia had produced no location of his body, and could not explain the presence of an forensics expert and a bone saw.
Fat Tony: I want Homer taken care of. I want him captured. I want him to suffer the physical manifestation of my pain. And I want him never to be found.
Louie: you want me to get in a Saudi Fist Fight with Homer?
Fat Tony: Is that a problem?
Louie: No never. Do you want me to get 14 accomplices too?
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