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Someone talking on the speaker phone in their car. Most move their hands up and down and head side to side as if the person they are talking to is standing in front of them. Usually oblivious to anyone looking.
Dude #1: Hey, check out the guy next to us.
Dude #2: Wow, is he rocking out to Pantera or something?
Dude #1: No, he's just a "cell phone schizo", probably chatting with his ex.
Take your medicine (you) schizophrenic.
Used when somebody goes on a schizophrenic, or schizophrenic-like ramble.
"JEWISH LIZARDMEN WANT TO EAT THE WHITE RACE ALIVE"
"take your meds schizo"
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a: see entry for schizo and combine with an emotionally unstable sociopathic ego-maniac ; b: a term more specifically oriented towards the absurd psychosis of a crazy bitch.
That crazy bitch Maggie sure is a total schizo shit-show.
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A random assortment of noises/ sounds. These noises usually make you suicidal, and under intense circumstances, could give you permanent brain damage.
Hey did you hear jack404frog48114's latest drop on soundcloud? Shit gave me a stroke and I was in the hospital for 3 months. My friend heard it and he instantly killed himself like it was a fight or flight reaction. Shits crazy dog. Do Not Recommend.
Schizo Music is generally defined as a random assortment of sounds that make you hate existing on earth.
Jacking off to a person/character that you’ve made up in your head.
Guy 1: How you doing man?
Guy 2: Not good my man. I’m such a fucking loser virgin that I just had a Schizo-Wank.
Guy 1: Damn you’re down bad man.
Guy 2: Yeah it’s a lonely world man.
the act of talking to oneself and/or saying random spaz incoherent shit
Kevin: "ooga booga skibbity toilet wok hardt lol fortnite cringe 2012 memez pepe hee hee hee haw"
George: "What the fuck is Kevin schizo yapping about?"
Mike: "Zero fucking clue."
Kevin: *singing* "In the towwwn where I was bornnn there lived a wok... who lived at hi tech"
George: "Kevin stop fucking schizo yapping or we're going to boot you from the call"
Mike: "Bro stop schizo yapping"
Kevin: "Shut the fuck up."
(n) ˈskitsō ˈdrīvər
A vehicular driver who is portrayed as, or found while currently seated, or near the vicinity of the vehicle under their possession, seem to spot an object or being with its visibility limited to the particular driver himself/herself, thus the spotted object or being is considered non-existent.
The Driver: Ayyyy Mike, have ye seen tha dumbass fucka just standing ova' there on the crosswalk? Imma run over this mothafucka over there.
The Passenger: I ain' seeing shi', what do ya mean?
The Driver: Look at the crosswalk dude, on the windshield!
The Passenger: There's no one standing there, NOR is there a crosswalk! Knew you wuz a Schizo Driver all along! You forgot to take your meds agin didn't you?